One more reason to be glad that head case, Boston, is gone...

[Red Air Force]

Dolphins | Boston Wearing Clear Contacts - from www.KFFL.com
Tue, 15 Jun 2004 09:19:44 -0700

Jamey Eisenberg, of the Palm Beach Post, reports Miami Dolphins WR David Boston is wearing clear contacts. For the past two seasons, Boston would wear purple, red or blue contacts for games, but the Dolphins found that the color contacts were causing a depth-perception problem. Boston is now back to wearing clear contacts. "He changed them and got the right ones," Dolphins receivers coach Jerry Sullivan said. "It will help." Boston said he wasn't aware of a depth-perception problem, but he is picking up the ball quicker in practice.
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I hear he's struggling to even crack the starting lineup.

 

[schel]

I hear he's struggling to even crack the starting lineup.

Yeah, but look at his body...

 

[azdad1978]

Yeah, but look at his body...

Too bad he doesn't have the mental aspect or he would have been a pro bowler every year.

 

[40yearfan]

Too bad he doesn't have the mental aspect or he would have been a pro bowler every year.

Instead he's just a pro - phylactic.

 

[SECTION 11]

For the past two seasons, Boston would wear purple, red or blue contacts for games, but the Dolphins found that the color contacts were causing a depth-perception problem.

That is one of the funniest things I've read all day.

 

[Djaughe]

.......Boston would wear purple, red or blue contacts for games, but the Dolphins found that the color contacts were causing a depth-perception problem. ...he is picking up the ball quicker in practice.
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omg...they need to make a sitcom about boston...maybe include T.O. where they travel around the country being themselves.....

 

[Chaz]

omg...they need to make a sitcom about boston...maybe include T.O. where they travel around the country being themselves.....

This thread is hilarious.

D-Bo and T.O. in....Road Trip USA!

 

[KingLouieLouie]

Would it generate better ratings than the "Simple Life"?

I guess we'll never know....

 

[Djaughe]

Would it generate better ratings than the "Simple Life"?

I guess we'll never know....

They should be like back to back episodes. I don't think I could get tired looking at paris trying to act.

 

[Gnomad]

nothing like kicking your coke habit only to realize that was the thing keeping your skill up to par. He needs to get back on the powder so he can keep up w/the pace of the game now. brilliant. what an asscrack.

 

[Ryanwb]

nothing like kicking your coke habit only to realize that was the thing keeping your skill up to par. He needs to get back on the powder so he can keep up w/the pace of the game now. brilliant. what an asscrack.

I like how you went with the whole Gnome theme

 

[thirty-two]

I like how you went with the whole Gnome theme

lol

Did you ever watch the Nickelodeon show "David the Gnome" back in the day?

Oh yeah.. and Boston is a wacko.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

This thread is hilarious.

D-Bo and T.O. in....Road Trip USA!

it could be called . . . rOad trip . . . the stOry Of twO bufOOns, d-bO and t-O.

 

[Gnomad]

Did you ever watch the Nickelodeon show "David the Gnome" back in the day?

nah, it was all about pinwheel and Cpt. Kangaroo for me. Hail the mighty Mr. Green Jeans!

 

[Red Air Force]

Pinwheel? is that the one with the crazy green puppet with the nasalily voice?

 

[Gnomad]

uhm... god i don't remember. it was like, all kinds of diff. skits. one of the only ones i seem to be able to remember was there were a couple of bees that flew around a yellow house... bigass marionette puppets... creepy.

 

[Red Air Force]

Yeah thats the one....man that was aong time ago.

 

[Gnomad]

yeah.. yeah it was. and thx for reminding me.. ASS

 

[maddogkf]

nothing like kicking your coke habit only to realize that was the thing keeping your skill up to par. He needs to get back on the powder so he can keep up w/the pace of the game now. brilliant. what an asscrack.

yard gnomes rule.

kick some ASS Seabass!

 

[MastersofCombat]

David Boston will probably go on to be one of the greatest wr of all time and we will have to watch his life unfold on TV like Dennis Rodman

 

[Gnomad]

David Boston will probably go on to be one of the greatest wr of all time and we will have to watch his life unfold on TV like Dennis Rodman

that, or is brain will explode from all the chemicals he puts into his body on a daily basis. last count i heard, albeit from heresay, was upwards of 70 diff. supplements. apparently he would go into his hotel room w/the team doctor and medicate for an hour and a half.

he'd rather be a body builder than a good football player. glad he's gone. now can we stop selling his jersey plz?