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Jo - you are an absolute nut. THat's my favorite of every article you're ever written - classic, just classic. And did a fight really break out where me and Ouch usually sit? Must have been Raider fans sitting in our four empty seats cuase I know tih Pops in Europe and other Bro in Costa Rice - was no way they were involved.

I bet it was those great folks in the handicapped section behind us that started it with some jerks in front. Love those guys - they've been cracking my family up for years and sure as sh*t can raise hell with the best of them.
 

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Great article. Thank you for not writing that Dennis Green should be fired.
 

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LOL love it Jo.

So do I take the Rams -10??????????????

Or do I take the cards +whatever against the pats???/


UGH YOUR NOT HELPING!
 

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Cheese -- it really did break out, and they really did use tasers. A lot of tasering going on, really. I think the cop got to the point he was hitting a few of them just for pleasure.
 

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"She shakes her head. “Always in motion is the future."

Yoda is your psychic?
 

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What an absolute pleasure that was to read. Jo, if you're not making a living as a writer, you should be. Honestly, you are great.
 

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cheesebeef said:
Jo - you are an absolute nut. THat's my favorite of every article you're ever written - classic, just classic. And did a fight really break out where me and Ouch usually sit?
No artistic licence there Cheesie. They were real Raiders fans, real stupid, probably drunk and that was a real cop with a real Tazer.
 

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Great article Jo. The next time you see your psychic, ask them when I'm going to win the lottery. Thanks. :D
 

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I guess someone has to be the decenting vote. Thanks for taking the time to write the article about your game experience. But this is football. Not some gay parade.........good luck with the next article as you seem to be the most willing of all of us to let it fly. Step away from the keyboard have a mocha and don't call your psyco err..psycic friends network for at least a month. Go Cards! And no I will not step up and write an article for the board....I do not know how to use spell check...and am unwilling to learn :D
 

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yeah, that's rather stunning that our section would have a fight of that magnititude. i mean, to the left of us are two really old ladies, to the right is an older family and behind us sit the handicapped brigade!!! who the hell were the raiders fans fighting with?!?

nice read jo!
 

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No old ladies were involved, it looks like they gave up their seats for the game.

This was in your seats, the 10 next to you and the same seats on the row in front.
 

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Ouchie-Z-Clown said:
who the hell were the raiders fans fighting with?!?
Mostly cops by the end, I think your regulars took the day off
 

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Sorry Jo, ;) but you only wore a white sleevless top? :D I definately am going to have to come out to AZ to see the game in person.
Seriously though, I probably enjoy your articles more than any of the others. Last year when we went to the Ram game in St. Louis decked out in Cardinal gear, a fat rude Ram fan (female) told her to take the Cardinals and stick them where the sun doesn't shine. I was so proud when my daughter innocently replied, " but the sun always shines in Arizona."
 

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Great article as always!!!

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danny l said:
Last year when we went to the Ram game in St. Louis decked out in Cardinal gear, a fat rude Ram fan (female) told her to take the Cardinals and stick them where the sun doesn't shine. I was so proud when my daughter innocently replied, " but the sun always shines in Arizona."

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