Ideas for Getting Rich Quick

nathan

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1. Win the lottery
2. Sell drugs
3. Act as middleman for Nigerian prince.
4. Rob a bank
5. Inherit money

Okay, we all know those ideas work, but are there any other ways to get rich quick???
 

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Write a book telling people how to get rich quick :D
 

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One word........PORN!!!! Setup a web came and start watching the money roll in.
 

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8. biodegradable caskets
9. special holder for eye glasses that bridges the nose so the glasses will never slip

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12. When you have the Heart of the Ocean diamond, don't throw it into the middle of the Pacific.
 

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, which date from between 300BC and 100BC, are thought to be worth in the region of $1.65 million.

Quite how well Mr Booth will be rewarded has yet to be decided. Under Scots law, the Crown has the right to claim any find, with any payments made at their discretion. However, it is thought he could receive somewhere in the region of a six-figure sum.
 

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1. Win the lottery
2. Sell drugs
3. Act as middleman for Nigerian prince.
4. Rob a bank
5. Inherit money

Okay, we all know those ideas work, but are there any other ways to get rich quick???

How does anyone fall for those Nigerian scams? It seems like common knowledge that everyone knows its a scam and that the Nigerians want your money for nothing yet people continue to fall for it. I guess its a mixture of greed & stupidity.
 

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How does anyone fall for those Nigerian scams? It seems like common knowledge that everyone knows its a scam and that the Nigerians want your money for nothing yet people continue to fall for it. I guess its a mixture of greed & stupidity.

A fool and his money are soon parted.
 

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Start a religion, place yourself at the top.

You could always worm your way into a mega corporations payroll IT department and transfer all the rounded cents to your own account ala Superman and Office Space.
 

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Get the feds to give you a contract to haul off all the confiscated items from the airport security lines and sell them back to the people getting off the planes.
 

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