Here's you chance to call me names: ROUND 1

[Assface]

Originally posted by Rams4evah
You're gonna be called assface! You're gonna be called assface! You're gonna be called assface! You're gonna be called assface!
You're gonna be called assface! You're gonna be called assface!
You're gonna be called assface! You're gonna be called assface!
You're gonna be called assface! You're gonna be called assface!

I'd rather be called Assface than Rams4evah.

Man, you got screwed on that one.

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by Floridacard
Before we continue much further I think I should mention that I worked for the Postal Service for about 3 1/2 years.

And I will be in Phoenix for New Years.

Carry on.

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by Floridacard
I'd rather be called Assface than Rams4evah.

Man, you got screwed on that one.

No doubt!

 

[Krangodnzr]

Originally posted by Floridacard
I'd rather be called Assface than Rams4evah.

Man, you got screwed on that one.

 

[Cards Czar]

Bump


Well I am in one of those moods so lets just call him our little brown eye buddy!




Navy Mike

 

[Pariah]

Assface is a time honored name. You should be very proud, Assface.

But I still want to call someone Amish Rake Fight. Maybe I'll just try to work the phrase into conversation more often ("more often." Right. Like I use it in conversation at all now.)

 

[Cards Czar]

BUMP!!


Assface I found your school photo!!

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Navy Mike

 

[SweetD]

What about assclown???

 

[Pariah]

Originally posted by SweetD
What about assclown???

NoTalentAssclown

 

[Rivercard]

Originally posted by Pariah
But I still want to call someone Amish Rake Fight.

Rake fight? I guess the Amish don't use leaf blowers.

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by Zona99
Bump


Well I am in one of those moods so lets just call him our little brown eye buddy!




Navy Mike

So it's true about you Navy guys...

 

[Assface]

Instead of Assface I could go BIM style and be Joe in Seattle, or JIS for short.

Who likes JIS?

 

[SweetD]

Originally posted by Floridacard
Instead of Assface I could go BIM style and be Joe in Seattle, or JIS for short.

Who likes JIS?

How about...

JIS an Assface

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Floridacard
Who likes JIS?

Um, Assface, that's a pretty... unusual question, don'tchya think?

 

[Pariah]

Originally posted by Floridacard

Who likes JIS?

I think those Navy guys do.

 

[SECTION 11]

How about "Dumpster Juice"?

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
How about "Dumpster Juice"?

That's yucky and you're a big meanie head.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Or "Cup of Joe."

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
Or "Cup of Joe."

That's my favorite pickup line, "who wants a cup of Joe?"

It's never actually worked so maybe I should think of a new one.

 

[SECTION 11]

Ok, sorry 'bout that.

Then how about..........


pickle hugger?!

or.....

almost canadian?

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
almost canadian?

I'm already working on a mullett.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Floridacard
That's my favorite pickup line, "who wants a cup of Joe?"

It's never actually worked so maybe I should think of a new one.

"Hey there. Whadya say we go back to your place? You can put on some soft music, I'll put on my Spiderman outfit, and we'll do things that I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway?"

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
"Hey there. Whadya say we go back to your place? You can put on some soft music, I'll put on my Spiderman outfit, and we'll do things that I'm gonna tell my friends we did anyway?"

Does that really work? Great, I'll try it tonight! At least someone here is helpfull.

 

[Cards Czar]

Originally posted by Floridacard
Does that really work? Great, I'll try it tonight! At least someone here is helpfull.

WOW Assface you and pariah trying to punk on me!!!

Hey Section 11 is looking for a Pickle Smoocher are you going to give him a Pickle Tickle??

 

[Cards Czar]

Oppps sorry guys, I don't know what came over me. Sorry for the bad manners there.


Navy Mike