Cards Free Agent Scoreboard

[Pariah]

Non-sequitur.

You're pretty good at those it seems.

The title of the thread is the "Cards Free Agent Scoreboard." Without hyphens or denotation of possessiveness (Cards' Free-Agent Scoreboard), is simply interpreted to what I thought would be a whimsical take on the title (which is why I took the time to re-type it in the post title).

You're pretty good at taking things so literally that it sucks the life out of the room and people have no choice but to collapse into themselves like a dying star. Congratulations on making me dissect a simple joke. I tip my hat to you sir.

(disclaimer: I neither was lacking for air, collapsed on myself through gravitational pull or otherwise, nor did I actually tip my hat...in fact, I'm not even wearing a hat).

 

[Crazy Canuck]

The title of the thread is the "Cards Free Agent Scoreboard." Without hyphens or denotation of possessiveness (Cards' Free-Agent Scoreboard), is simply interpreted to what I thought would be a whimsical take on the title (which is why I took the time to re-type it in the post title).

You're pretty good at taking things so literally that it sucks the life out of the room and people have no choice but to collapse into themselves like a dying star. Congratulations on making me dissect a simple joke. I tip my hat to you sir.

(disclaimer: I neither was lacking for air, collapsed on myself through gravitational pull or otherwise, nor did I actually tip my hat...in fact, I'm not even wearing a hat).

Well, sorry I missed the whimsical take on the title. The cleverness of it all escaped me. And speaking of escape; you perhaps should see someone about your "black hole" complex, as there's no escape from that, or find more creative analogies.

 

[Duckjake]

The title of the thread is the "Cards Free Agent Scoreboard." Without hyphens or denotation of possessiveness (Cards' Free-Agent Scoreboard), is simply interpreted to what I thought would be a whimsical take on the title (which is why I took the time to re-type it in the post title).

You're pretty good at taking things so literally that it sucks the life out of the room and people have no choice but to collapse into themselves like a dying star. Congratulations on making me dissect a simple joke. I tip my hat to you sir.

(disclaimer: I neither was lacking for air, collapsed on myself through gravitational pull or otherwise, nor did I actually tip my hat...in fact, I'm not even wearing a hat).

I would have gotten all excited about this but I was kicking back having an ice cold Pariah and listening to a Creed, 3 Doors Down, Hinder and Nickleback CD shuffle betting my 14 year old daughter on whether I could tell which song was by which band.

She went off to do her homework a much wealthier young lady.

 

[Pariah]

you perhaps should see someone about your "black hole" complex, as there's no escape from that, or find more creative analogies.

I should. I really, really should--I stole it from last month's "The Office."



I feel sorta dirty.

thatswhatshesaid

 

[Pariah]

I was kicking back having an ice cold Pariah

Those are soooo good.

 

[Ryanwb]

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[Crazy Canuck]

I should. I really, really should--I stole it from last month's "The Office."



I feel sorta dirty.

thatswhatshesaid

 

[40yearfan]

We get it already!!!!!

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But I thought we had already signed 3 free agents?

 

[Pariah]

Do I need to post the score again?