Cardinals Charities Hosts Celebrity Golf Classic XIV

[Jim O]

Cardinals Charities Hosts Celebrity Golf Classic XIV
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Monday, April 21, 2003

Tempe, Arizona — Arizona Cardinals Charities, Outback
Steakhouse, Alltel, KDUS Radio, and KSLX Radio will
host the 14th annual Celebrity Golf Classic on Monday,
May 5 at the Wigwam Golf Resort in Litchfield Park.

Registration, a putting contest, and a catered lunch
provided by Outback, will begin at 11 a.m., followed by
a shotgun start at 12:45 p.m.

Tournament participants will play golf with Cardinals’
players and members of the coaching staff. Head Coach
Dave McGinnis will serve as honorary chairman of the
tournament. Trophies will be given for first, second
and third place, as well as the longest drive and
closest to the pin.

Proceeds from the tournament are used for the grant
program of Cardinals Charities. Established in 1990 to
benefit the work of non-profit organizations across
Arizona that minister to the needs of women, children,
and minorities, Cardinals Charities has distributed
grants to over 200 organizations.

For more information, contact Director of Cardinals
Charities Pat Tankersley (602/379-1840).

— cards —

 

[Jim O]

Ahhhh. My annual opportunity to make a complete fool of myself. I'll load up my 30 handicap and give it a try once again!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Jim Omohundro
Ahhhh. My annual opportunity to make a complete fool of myself. I'll load up my 30 handicap and give it a try once again!

I hit seven houses last time I went out.

Hit them HARD. Some were a street over.

 

[Jim O]

Have you seen the commercial where the dude keeps hitting people on the golf course? He is saying FORE, but has a sore throat so they can't hear him. I don't remember what it is advertising, but I thought it was hilarious.

That brings up another question. Why do we laugh when we see pain inflicted on people? For instance, when the TV shows someone getting smoked by a golfball, why do I laugh? Am I the only one?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Jim Omohundro
when the TV shows someone getting smoked by a golfball, why do I laugh? Am I the only one?

No. Sometimes taking a good digger is just what the funny bone needs.

 

[Jim O]

Have you seen the Miller Lite commercial where the guy keeps getting hit with stuff as he walks out of his front door? First, he closes his door and he gets nailed in the head by some siding from his house. On the next day, he opens the door and his neighbor promptly whips out his driver and tees off into the poor guys "male room." He also gets hit by a piano and gets struck by lightning.

A classic commerical in my opinion.

 

[green machine]

Originally posted by Jim Omohundro
Have you seen the Miller Lite commercial where the guy keeps getting hit with stuff as he walks out of his front door? First, he closes his door and he gets nailed in the head by some siding from his house. On the next day, he opens the door and his neighbor promptly whips out his driver and tees off into the poor guys "male room." He also gets hit by a piano and gets struck by lightning.

A classic commerical in my opinion.

That commercial is awesome!

adam

 

[Skkorpion]

Bump. The Wigwam Gold course is great - according to my brother.