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a lot of boys who play at the highest levels do cocaine.

Cocaine is fine until you're asking Megan Fox to fart in your face. If I'm coked out running around with a genie lamp, having Megan "fart" on (out of all things I'd want to do with that woman) me wouldn't be in my top 3 at all... not even top 100...

Puka definitely has issues..
 

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a lot of boys who play at the highest levels do cocaine.

Cocaine is fine until you're asking Megan Fox to fart in your face. If I'm coked out running around with a genie lamp, having Megan "fart" on (out of all things I'd want to do with that woman) me wouldn't be in my top 3 at all... not even top 100...

Puka definitely has issues..
Megan Fox was married with children and dumped her hubby after meeting shot gun kelly. Fools rush in km surprised Megan Fox didn't jump on board

When I was married I was faithful, after my divorce it's game time
 

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Megan Fox was married with children and dumped her hubby after meeting shot gun kelly. Fools rush in km surprised Megan Fox didn't jump on board

When I was married I was faithful, after my divorce it's game time
So, does that mean you're willing to be the farter or fartee?? LOL
I'm not sure that is proper way to conjugate fart, butt...LOL
And I'm not sure conjugate is write/right either...;)
 

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Passing gas is on another level
Interesting, I never thought of passing gas as being on a level. Now I'm curious as to what level...on this scale, what's above passing gas and what's below?
Are the cardinals above or below passing gas on the scale? LOL
 

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Interesting, I never thought of passing gas as being on a level. Now I'm curious as to what level...on this scale, what's above passing gas and what's below?
Are the cardinals above or below passing gas on the scale? LOL
Farts can at least be funny. The Cardinals are just suffering.
 

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a lot of boys who play at the highest levels do cocaine.

Cocaine is fine until you're asking Megan Fox to fart in your face. If I'm coked out running around with a genie lamp, having Megan "fart" on (out of all things I'd want to do with that woman) me wouldn't be in my top 3 at all... not even top 100...

Puka definitely has issues..
I see. .. so "Speedy" is a misnomer... ya need to expand your horizons brother!
 

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So, does that mean you're willing to be the farter or fartee?? LOL
I'm not sure that is proper way to conjugate fart, butt...LOL
And I'm not sure conjugate is write/right either...;)
Getting conjugal with farts... I think you may be on the right path.
But somehow I get the feeling the fart is not the objective in this situation
 

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Interesting, I never thought of passing gas as being on a level. Now I'm curious as to what level...on this scale, what's above passing gas and what's below?
Are the cardinals above or below passing gas on the scale? LOL
It's about hydrogen and enough oxygen to keep stable enough to survive 8 minutes of torture
 

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She's on the wrong side of the crazy / hot chart
Yes she definitely is beautiful. I bet when she walks into a room all the guys are real quiet all the sudden. Some women that possess that sort of beauty are intimidating to men. Not me I'm an idiot and I'll talk to her
 

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Having way too much fun with this.

Maybe like a quick drive high pitch no stinky would be forgivable but a big long bass sounding one would ruin it. And if I had my mouth open would be even worse

Backing up to the original story, when this news came out probably some women can come forward and be like "yep, tried to get me to break wind but I'm a lady...."
 

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