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Brighteyes

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I don't know if you guys are reading these. Some are hilarious.

At the end they list some fan quotes (presumably found on the internet). This one, from someone named "Dan", kept me laughing for 5 minutes.


The problem with us Seahawks fans is that many have begun to imitate the intensity of our team i.e. being loud, aggressive, and full of illicit substances when in reality they are weak, easily frightened, Starbucks ****ers. If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans, I guarantee you that the Hawks representatives would be the first to get murdered.​

Your Team Sucks - Seahawks
 

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I don't know if you guys are reading these. Some are hilarious.

At the end they list some fan quotes (presumably found on the internet). This one, from someone named "Dan", kept me laughing for 5 minutes.


The problem with us Seahawks fans is that many have begun to imitate the intensity of our team i.e. being loud, aggressive, and full of illicit substances when in reality they are weak, easily frightened, Starbucks ****ers. If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans, I guarantee you that the Hawks representatives would be the first to get murdered.​

Your Team Sucks - Seahawks

Cards fans would do fine until a Niners fan sucker punches us.
 

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God that is so true. Hawks fans a couple years ago were loud but always polite and decent to talk with (even had several buy rounds of beers in the stands), but their bandwagon is extremely obnoxious. I guess that goes for every team though.
 

Bert

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God that is so true. Hawks fans a couple years ago were loud but always polite and decent to talk with (even had several buy rounds of beers in the stands), but their bandwagon is extremely obnoxious. I guess that goes for every team though.

100% FACT, well said.

The Hawks games were never games we dreaded in UofP. There were very few Hawks fans who came to the games and when they did, they were very polite and it was no big deal.

Now when the Seahawks come there are thousands of bandwagoners who are as obnoxious, drunk and ignorant as any fans in the league. The dont come to watch the game, they come to turn their back to the field and put their arms out to talk smack to Cardinals fans. Just like Niners and Cowboy fans.

The funniest thing is the Seattle media like Brock Hugetard who walks around puffing his chest about how amazing all the 12's are.

The Seahawks have a great fan base in Seattle, nothing but respect for the home field advantage they have, but their traveling base is as big a bunch of bandwagoners as there has ever been. IE: Everyone in Tucson.
 

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I don't know if you guys are reading these. Some are hilarious.

At the end they list some fan quotes (presumably found on the internet). This one, from someone named "Dan", kept me laughing for 5 minutes.


The problem with us Seahawks fans is that many have begun to imitate the intensity of our team i.e. being loud, aggressive, and full of illicit substances when in reality they are weak, easily frightened, Starbucks ****ers. If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans, I guarantee you that the Hawks representatives would be the first to get murdered.​

Your Team Sucks - Seahawks


Jo with the drive by.

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