Do you live anywhere near Phoenix? If so, PM a location where we can meet, so I can elbow you in the Solar Plexus and/or your lower ribcage. Let's see how you feel.
BTW, just so we're clear: You don't "protect" yourself from a screen with the sharp end of your elbow aimed at the screener's sensitive areas. You use a forearm, *******.
Is this a Phoenix thing? People just like to threaten others with acts they are never going to carry out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPoXuZaxZTM (yeah, that wasn't the forearm).
EDIT: Please don't hurt me, I am warning you, I can almost cry as loud as Stoudemire.