Why Your Team Sucks: Arizona Cardinals

[TJ]

You team: The Arizona Cardinals.

Your 2024 record: 8-9, allegedly. This team generates so little national attention, I had to fact-check this on the microfiche reader at the Yuma public library. A Cardinals 8-9 is never like a normal team’s 8-9—there’s something suspicious afoot. Let’s roll the bodycam footage and see what actually transpired:

Why Your Team Sucks 2025: Arizona Cardinals | Defector

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Arizona Cardinals. This 2025 Defector NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Read all the previews so far here. You team: The Arizona Cardinals. Your 2024 record: 8-9, allegedly. This team...

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[CardNots]

I’m a Suns, Diamondback and AzCardinals fan.

They suck because I’m a fan.

It’s really not complicated.

 

[Rivercard]

Lol, that was an entertaining read.

 

[gmabel830]

Always a delight to read!

 

[MadCardDisease]

Was posted last week here:

2025 Cardinals Preseason Thread

Tomorrow can’t come soon enough… I’m jacked…

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