The Big Red Sheet All Name Team

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Big Red Sheet All Name Team

The selections were based on (a) how cool we thought the names would sound when Keith Jackson said them on TV, (b) if you were writing a football novel and had to come up with really neat names for the hero's football team, what would they be? and (c) the name should fit the position - i.e. no one named Kozciewicz has a prayer of being All Name WR. CB. Siddeq Shabazz would make a crumby name for a Defensive Tackle). (Incidentally, note the absence of any "Bubbas" or "Jim Bobs" for the first time ever).
This year the WR position was loaded with so many great names that we listed them all.

Quarterback
Seneca Wallace Iowa State

Running Back
Sultan McCullough USC

Running Back
Onterrio Smith Oregon

Running Back
Thunder Collins Nebraska

Fullback
Ovie Mughelli Wake Forest

Fullback
Jeremi Johnson Western Kentucky

Wide Receiver
Willie Quinnie UAB

Wide Receiver
Ethenic Sands Miami FL

Wide Receiver
Bethel Johnson Texas A & M

Wide Receiver
Scooter Monroe Maryland

Wide Receiver
Darius Outlaw Missouri

Wide Receiver
Taco Wallace K- State

Wide Receiver
P.J. Fleck No. Illinois

Tight End
Mobolaji Afariogun W. Michigan

Tight End
Casey Popinga Utah State

Tight End
Dallas Clark Iowa

Tackle
A.C. Myler Indiana

Tackle
Jeremy Bridges So.Mississippi

Guard
Enoch DeMar Indiana

Guard
Sherko Haji-Rasouli Miami FL

Center
Chance Pearce Texas A&M

Defensive End
Shantee Orr Michigan

Defensive End
Osi Umenyiora Troy St.

Defensive Tackle
Tank Reese Washington

Defensive Tackle
Tonga Mounga So. Utah

Outside Linebacker
Boss Bailey Georgia

Outside Linebacker
Pisa Tinoisamoa Hawaii

Middle Linebacker
Mason Unck ASU

Middle Linebacker
Lawrence Flugence Texas Tech

Cornerback
Bop White Ohio

Cornerback
Blue Adams Cincinnati

Cornerback
Sammy Davis Texas A& M

Safety
Cato June Michigan

Safety
Siddeeq Shabazz New Mexico

Kicker
Nick Calaycay Boise State

Kicker
Henrik Juul-Nielsen Nebraska-Kearney

Punter
Andy Groom Ohio State

Punter
Brooks Barnard Maryland
 

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Sherko Haji-Rasouli
I can picture Will Farrell as Dubya Bush on SNL trying to pronounce the name of that dude.
 

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Bop White

White is from my alma mater and my be a decent undrafted free agent acquisition.......had lots of interceptions in college with no pass rush at all....heck he may fit in well here....sorry...bad gallows humor.
 

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