See You Guys In A Month

[jf-08]

I don't have any Cardinal gear... ... ...

we trusted you

 

[AzCards21]

I don't have any Cardinal gear... ... ...

WHAT?! Then take two months off and don't come back till you have some.

And your post count is going back to zero.

 

[arthurracoon]

And your post count is going back to zero.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CardShark]

I'm Indian

Are you Apache?

 

[40yearfan]

I don't have any Cardinal gear... ... ...

Shucks Arthur. If we had known sooner, we could have probably sent some to you.

 

[CardShark]

I speak (well, not really...I can understand easily, but not that great at speaking) Tamil, the official language of the South (Tamil Nadu).

Does that mean you are a Tamilee

 

[CardShark]

Does that mean you are a Tamilee

Wouldn't that make you hispanic?

 

[Rivercard]

Find out how they feel about the Wunderlic over there.........

 

[Jttsaz]

I'm Indian

Cool! I've always wanted to go there...I love the food! Have a great time!

 

[jf-08]

Cool! I've always wanted to go there...I love the food! Have a great time!

i'll have the fry bread. indian fry bread mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

 

[Lex]

I once worked with a guy, Merzibahn Basahnia, or something like that. We called him Merzy.

The guy was hilarious. In english, with the Indian accent, he would say:

These people out here that you call Indians...(wagging index finger) they are not Indains. I am an Indian.

You had to be there I guess.

Have a safe trip.

 

[jf-08]

I once worked with a guy, Merzibahn Basahnia, or something like that. We called him Merzy.

The guy was hilarious. In english, with the Indian accent, he would say:

These people out here that you call Indians...(wagging index finger) they are not Indains. I am an Indian.

You had to be there I guess.

Have a safe trip.

 

[maddogkf]

Just wear those MC Hammer pants and when they ask you what is moving in your pants when you go through customs just say its your "monkey". You will be telling the truth on many levels.

2 zingers in one day
you are now back on my Christmas card list

 

[maddogkf]

I took a trip there about 5 years ago. It was a study abroad type of thing. .

I studied a broad once. She even paid for dinner.

 

[maddogkf]

I'm Indian

African or European Indian?

 

[arthurracoon]

African or European Indian?

India Indian

Indian American...not to be confused with American Indian.

 

[arthurracoon]

I'll teach mine to play the ukulele and we can start a band. And his name will be axle and he will were a top hat and smoke cigarettes.

Dont worry about customs.

Just wear those MC Hammer pants and when they ask you what is moving in your pants when you go through customs just say its your "monkey". You will be telling the truth on many levels.

 

[joeshmo]

2 zingers in one day
you are now back on my Christmas card list

2 Zingers. My favorite snack cake of all time. Better then Twinkies.

 

[CardShark]

Bring back monkeys for everyone.

Then we could go around and say "Hey, did you know ArthurRacoon got monkeys for everyone?"

You can bring them to the NE halftime meet.

If you do, please make sure that they are well trained and well behaved. I'd hate for it to get out that Cards fans are spanking their monkeys.

 

[Dback Jon]

I speak (well, not really...I can understand easily, but not that great at speaking) Tamil, the official language of the South (Tamil Nadu).

Great - but you have 849 more languages to go!
http://www.ethnologue.com/show_country.asp?name=India

 

[arthurracoon]

Great - but you have 849 more languages to go!
http://www.ethnologue.com/show_country.asp?name=India

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

STOP THE TORTURE!!!!!

My parents had to learn 5 languages as a children...that sucks.

 

[Dback Jon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

STOP THE TORTURE!!!!!

My parents had to learn 5 languages as a children...that sucks.

Which ones?

 

[BigRedArk]

Have fun Arthur!!! Don't do anything I wouldn't do!!! BTW, who is gonna keep us out-of-towners posted on the 1060 stuff? I gotta have it Arthur!!! I've grown accustomed to it!!!

 

[AzCards21]

Which ones?

Here's two of them:

 

[Brian in Mesa]

I'm Indian

arthur's best pick-up line

Walks up to a non-Indian girl/woman in India...

arthur: "Excuse me, do you have any Indian in you?"

girl/woman: "No, I don't."

arthur: "Would you like some?"