OT - Dilemma..what do you do?

[maddogkf]

OK...you are in your office fishbowl. An exciting young women walks in trying to get you to buy her product.

She is smoking hot....face maybe a 6, but "What a pair" I'm talking gun boat central. She's wearing a tight sweater & a tight pair of black pants and smells real good. She really wants to push her product so she's overly friendly, laughing at my stupid jokes, making great eye contact....

...my cell phone rings...it's the wife. She says that she heard on the news that Palo Verde Nuclear Plant looks like it will be the target of terroist activity.....like real soon...she wants sympathy from me and hangs up angry when I say that I'm not worried.

I got the angry ball & chain on one hand and this fine young woman standing in my office on the other....

MEANWHILE, I'm thinking to myself..."Self, if PV does go up here in the next 1/2 hour....you got a tasty biscuit in front of you....let's enjoy this last moment..."


Am I a heathen?

 

[Dback Jon]

Originally posted by maddogkf



Am I a heathen?

Yes, but that doesn't help you solve your dilemna.......

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by maddogkf
face maybe a 6, but "What a pair"

2 coming, 8 going?

Like the Cleveland Browns. Great Uniform. Bad Helmet.

 

[maddogkf]

...maybe a 7...young looking, just moved here from the midwest = no tan...potential though...

 

[Brian in Mesa]

maddog - does mrs. maddog read this board?

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by maddogkf


She is smoking hot....face maybe a 6, but "What a pair" I'm talking gun boat central. She's wearing a tight sweater & a tight pair of black pants and smells real good. She really wants to push her product so she's overly friendly, laughing at my stupid jokes, making great eye contact....

Dude... I saw her come in............did she have a face?

 

[SECTION 11]

what was she selling?

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by Brian in Mesa
maddog - does mrs. maddog read this board?

The ball and chain doesn't read it...(hopefully)...if she does, then this really isn't me

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
what was she selling?

Epoxy coated rebar. I told her I'd take 2 - 55 gallon drums full

 

[SweetD]

Please send here my way I always have a need for epoxy coated rebar ( . ) ( . )

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by maddogkf
Epoxy coated rebar

You serious? Where do you work?

 

[Ryanwb]

Dude, look but don't touch.....errr, touch but don't grab.

 

[CardinalChris]

No, we are not responsible for our primal reactions!! It is genetics... we are responsible for acting on them!! You controlled yourself.... may need some damage control for the nervous wife listening to too much news....

I have the same problem.... mine wants to buy tarps, duct tape and carry around $1000 like when Armageddon comes a C-Note will help us buy some gas masks or something.......

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by CardinalChris
I have the same problem.... mine wants to buy tarps, duct tape and carry around $1000 like when Armageddon comes a C-Note will help us buy some gas masks or something.......

I hate to brake it to her, but duct tape and tarps isn't going to do ****! If you really want the security I guess you could buy a few gas masks. The only precautions that I took was buing a box of ammo for my AR-15.....oh yeah!

 

[CardinalChris]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
I hate to brake it to her, but duct tape and tarps isn't going to do ****! If you really want the security I guess you could buy a few gas masks. The only precautions that I took was buing a box of ammo for my AR-15.....oh yeah!

No kidding!! I think that is most guys' reactions. The news media has cause panic in people that isn't necessary and I HAVE TO GET YELLED AT FOR IT!!! I guess I am insensative when I don't put my trust into duct tape.........

 

[Ryanwb]

Originally posted by CardinalChris
I guess I am insensative when I don't put my trust into duct tape.........

Thats funny!!! I guess our wives think duct tape is the save all because I use it to fix everything. That chair broken? Duct tape...broken leg? Duct tape

 

[AZCB34]

What do you do? Well, you admire the hottie then you drag your sorry ass back home and end up giving the Mrs some comfort and sympathy. Then she will go out and spend some of your money and all will be well.

Sorry maddog, the hottie made her sale and walked out smiling that she just f**ked you good and you got no pleasure out of it.

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by AZCB34
What do you do? Well, you admire the hottie then you drag your sorry ass back home and end up giving the Mrs some comfort and sympathy. Then she will go out and spend some of your money and all will be well.

Sorry maddog, the hottie made her sale and walked out smiling that she just f**ked you good and you got no pleasure out of it.

The dog's gonna get a beating tonight....

 

[AZCB34]

Originally posted by maddogkf
The dog's gonna get a beating tonight....

If you get off with just a beating, I would be shocked. Just remember this moment will be brought back up and used several more times.

 

[bratwurst]

Originally posted by maddogkf
Epoxy coated rebar.

Did you try to sell her the latex covered rebar?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Originally posted by bratwurst
Did you try to sell her the latex covered rebar?

 

[Cardiac]

Originally posted by AZCB34
If you get off with just a beating, I would be shocked. Just remember this moment will be brought back up and used several more times.

Not what I thought that comment meant, hope your interpretation is correct.

One can never have enough duct tape and now you have a use for the tarp, hottie from the neck down is the perfect use.

 

[JeffGollin]

Follow your heart. (And in the words of Dr. Ruth: "Wear a contraceptive.")

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by JeffGollin
Follow your heart. (And in the words of Dr. Ruth: "Wear a contraceptive.")

That's good....

nah....the wifey was in a better mood last night when she realized that Palo Verde didn't blow up yesterday.

I think the sales girl knew what she was doing