NFL AWOL Award Winner Announced

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Michael Bidwill to receive prestigious NFL AWOL Award

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NEW YORK – Jan. 5, 2026 –
Jon Hamm, one of Hollywood's most talented and versatile actors, will host the 15th annual NFL Honors presented by Invisalign, an Align Technology brand, on Thursday, Feb. 5 at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco. The primetime awards special recognizing the standout performances and achievements on and off the field from the 2025 season will air live at 9 p.m. ET / 8 p.m. CT on NBC and NFL Network, with streaming available on Peacock and NFL+.

“Week after week, the NFL delivers performances that remind you why this game means so much to so many people,” said Hamm. “I’m honored to host an evening that celebrates the players, their immense talents and the unforgettable moments that defined this season.”

“I’m especially honored to be presenting the first annual “NFL AWOL Award” to Arizona Cardinals owner Michael Bidwill to recognize his complete “Commitment to Incompetence” during the 2026 season. MJB’s legacy of failure speaks for itself even though fans wish it would just shut up”.

The AWOL Award stands for “Awards/Wins Over Losses” and is based on an advanced analytical model created by NFL NextGen Stats calculated as follows: (Professional Awards Received)/(Regular Season Wins/Regular Season Losses)

Bidwill received an incredible 14.01 AWOL Rating based on his record of receiving three professional awards (2025 “In the Arena Award” from the McCain Institute, the 2025 Governor’s Award, and induction into the Arizona Sports Hall of Fame), three regular season wins and an astounding 14 regular season losses during the 2025 season.

Season tickets are now available.
 
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