New Suns nicknames

[nothin' but net]

In honor of the Sun's first round janitorial work, I thought some new nicknames were in order:

Steve Nash- The Dustmop

Amare- After careful consideration, I decided on the swiffer wet jet. "Jet" because of speed and jumping ability, and "wet" because of the puddle of urine under Stromile Swift after the dunk in game 3.

Feel free to add others.

I would also like to make one retaliating comment to the sportswriter from Memphis that wrote that rediculous article. Here is the main reason I like The Valley of the Sun over Memphis:

Phoenix
-The Sweepers

Memphis
-The Swept:notworthy

 

[WaywardFan]

And you have Jenna Jameson....