New Kid On The Block

[Lex]

Why is it that the wife is allowed to force you to go to the inlaws on Independance day?

 

[freebyrd]

a double bacon cheeseburger from "fat jacks" in fresno
side a curly fries and chocolate malt
mmmmmmmmm!!! yeah buddy!

cards rock!
freebyrd

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Lex
Why is it that the wife is allowed to force you to go to the inlaws on Independance day?

Apparently it has something to do with having to keep their mouths open while they put on mascara. I'm not sure about the details, but it's probably in the contract somewhere.



Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Lex
Why is it that the wife is allowed to force you to go to the inlaws on Independance day?

I'm sure you can leverage this into a little "sumptin'-sumptin'"

 

[AZ1766]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Apparently it has something to do with having to keep their mouths open while they put on mascara. I'm not sure about the details, but it's probably in the contract somewhere.



Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Same reason divorce lawyers call what they do practice.....

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Apparently it has something to do with having to keep their mouths open while they put on mascara. I'm not sure about the details, but it's probably in the contract somewhere.

several theories abound on this:

-Opening the mouth relaxes the eye muscles

-It will help you from blinking

-Because they’re really all blonde on the inside – Unknown

 

[40yearfan]

Welcome rivercard. We're all just hopping with joy to have you here------

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[Krangodnzr]

Welcome to the board!

I'll have a Tetley's Ale with 10 oz. Filet mignon with a side of garlic potatos.

 

[KingofCards]

Welcome!

I'll take a bottle of Jack and a bottle of asprin along with an order of Suicide Wings from Peruchio's!

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

hmm, i'll have an eight year old and a bottle of merlot.

 

[thirty-two]

Welcome!

And the New Kids on the Block RULED.

 

[JeffGollin]

BTW - I'll have a Pepto Bismol and Ginger Ale
Suggest you check out a "Phillips Screwdriver."

(Vodka and Milk of Magnesia)