jefftheshark's Top 5 Unusable MadJack Suggestions - Holiday Edition

[jefftheshark]

It's that time of year again, a time of joy, wonderment and good cheer! Of course I'm referring to Patriot fans.

As for Cardinal fans, when the season grows to a close, we are obligated to revisit our own familiar traditions . Thus, without further ado, I present:

jefftheshark's Top 5 Unusable MadJack Suggestions - Holiday Edition

Unusable Suggestion #5

Spoiler

LOST SEASON'S GREETINGS!!!

Unusable Suggestion #4 (a prediction for next year)

Spoiler

SILENT MONDAY NIGHT

Unusable Suggestion #3

Spoiler

AMOS, THE UNEMPLOYED REINDEER

Unusable Suggestion #2

Spoiler

OH COME, ALL YE MOCK DRAFTS

And the Number One Unusable Suggestion (drum roll please)

Spoiler

HAPPY NEW COACH!!!!

JTS

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Awesome

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Lol.

3 wins.

 

[kerouac9]

A merry six-and-tenmas to you all!

 

[Mitch]

Classic, Jeff The Shark!!!

 

[pemory09]

Great stuff Jeff!

 

[WisconsinCard]

Good to see you're well Jeff, and welcome back.

 

[MadJack]

It's that time of year again, a time of joy, wonderment and good cheer! Of course I'm referring to Patriot fans.

As for Cardinal fans, when the season grows to a close, we are obligated to revisit our own familiar traditions . Thus, without further ado, I present:

jefftheshark's Top 5 Unusable MadJack Suggestions - Holiday Edition

Unusable Suggestion #5

Spoiler

LOST SEASON'S GREETINGS!!!

Unusable Suggestion #4 (a prediction for next year)

Spoiler

SILENT MONDAY NIGHT

Unusable Suggestion #3

Spoiler

AMOS, THE UNEMPLOYED REINDEER

Unusable Suggestion #2

Spoiler

OH COME, ALL YE MOCK DRAFTS

And the Number One Unusable Suggestion (drum roll please)

Spoiler

HAPPY NEW COACH!!!!

JTS

That's some funny stuff, Jeff!

Though there was a case of censorship last year (the only case thus far) here are some classic negatives from the past 23 years:

PLAY FOR PRIDE

WE'LL BE BACK - WILL YOU?

YOU CAN ONLY CRY FOR SO LONG

SEASONS BEATINGS

REAL MEN DON'T QUIT!

MORAL VICTORIES DON'T COUNT

GIVE US SOMETHING TO CHEER ABOUT!

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES - BOTH OF THEM!

COME ON MAAN! GET IT TOGETHER!

And lest we not forget last years first ever banned banner:

NO FIX IT NO BISCUIT.

That being said, the Cardinals have never demanded no negative banners so we'll see...

Thanks,
MadJack.

 

[splitsecond]

JTS back with a vengeance, I love the holidays.

 

[BullheadCardFan]

 

[vince56]

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES - BOTH OF THEM!

Still the best one ever

 

[MrYeahBut]

Still the best one ever

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[Capital Card]

While I loved the thanks for memories sign, Not sure I ever know which two were referenced.

Figure one has to be Chris Jacke kick to seal win for first play-of appearance.

second, could be a couple options.

a. Win over Cowboys in OT on SNF after Butler doinked the kick off the upright, but ball still went thru.
b. McCown to Poole to knock Vikings out of the playoffs.
c. Cards comeback win over SF in '88. (game that solidified my commitment to this team.)

Anything else?

 

[Dback Jon]

Yay! A JTS Sighting!

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

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The empty seats and bored looking guy in the Fitz Jersey really sell the message too!

 

[MrYeahBut]

The empty seats and bored looking guy in the Fitz Jersey really sell the message too!

Is that you??? lol

 

[Linderbee]

While I loved the thanks for memories sign, Not sure I ever know which two were referenced.

Figure one has to be Chris Jacke kick to seal win for first play-of appearance.

second, could be a couple options.

a. Win over Cowboys in OT on SNF after Butler doinked the kick off the upright, but ball still went thru.
b. McCown to Poole to knock Vikings out of the playoffs.
c. Cards comeback win over SF in '88. (game that solidified my commitment to this team.)

Anything else?

Oh, I figured it was a two-win season (at that point) or something along those lines.