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Tangodnzr

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With all the disinformation spewing out now with 2 days left until the draft, there are a few headlines that I really do not expect to see.

Cardinals - "We are seriously looking at Jordan Gross. You can never have enough quality offensive lineman. We feel this is a real area that needs to be addressed right away for this team to show any real improvement."

Cowboys - Tuna breaks his self-imposed silence and says "We really, really need a QB. I have thoroughly evaluated the present players and now know for sure what they can do....nothing.
Quincy Carter is a A-hole, that's gotta be the dumbest pick in NFL history, and Chad Hutchinson shouldn't even be playing sandlot ball. It time Jerry wised up and listened to me and take Byron Leftwich."

Lions - "We still do not feel Joey Harrington is the answer to any of our problems. At this point we feel he is best suited for a backup role to Bryon Leftwich."

Steelers - "Tommy Maddox has more than proven his durability. We expect him to be the man here for many many years to come, so we really haven't even considered drafting any QB's and have none on our radar. We proved that by even getting rid of Kordell."

49'ers - Dennis Erickson - "There is no doubt we will now draft Dennis Weathersby. He is my kind of guy, I made him everything he is , at Oregon State. Now he's proven it. It takes a real man to take a bullet for the team."
 

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Tango----I especially like the 49ers quote where he says take a bullet for the team---an old time player like Hacksaw Reynolds would do that:D
 

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