I Ranked The WNBA Mascots Purely Based On Vibes, And I Need Everyone To Hear Me Out

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The WNBA season is kicking off soon on May 8th, with a 44-game schedule featuring each of the league's 15 teams. So what better way to celebrate than by looking at the real MVPs of game-day: the mascots.​

From chaotic creatures to low-key legends, here's a list of the WNBA's mascots ranked purely on vibes:​

1. Golden State Valkyries: Violet. The glasses, the outfit, the purple? She's not just a mascot — she's a whole aesthetic. For my fave: she's a out of .​

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2. Chicago Sky: Skye. The neon blue hair, the dramatic lashes, and that main character energy. She's a diva, she's the moment, and she's knows it. out of .​

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3. Connecticut Sun: Blaze. Bright, bold, and fully committed to being the life of the party — Blaze is everyone's favourite hype up mascot. out of .​

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4. New York Liberty: Ellie. The crown and the elegance? Ellie is giving "fashion week" but make it basketball. out of .​

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5. Dallas Wings: Lightning. Lightning is giving a soft energy, but secretly chaotic if you look closer. That lightning bolt says everything I need to know about her. out of .​

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6. Seattle Storm: Doppler. Officially described as a "furry creature," Doppler is unhinged in the most loveable way. out of .​

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7. Indiana Fever: Freddy Fever. I'm sure you're wondering what this mascot is supposed to be, and we're all wondering that too. The associate director of the team said he's "up to one's imagination." He's bringing an incredible energy though, so we respect it. out of .​

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8. Phoenix Mercury: Scorch. If you were wondering, Scorch is known as an extraterrestrial visitor from Mercury. No further questions... out of .​

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9. Los Angeles Sparks: Sparky. He's bringing the hype and delivering the vibes! out of .​

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10. Minnesota Lynx: Prowl. Cool, composed, and slightly intimidating in the best way, Prowl is the fiercest mascot on this list. out of .​

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11. Washington Mystics: Pax. They're giving some good ole' wholesome panda energy. out of .​

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12. Las Vegas Aces: Buckets. They've got the moves, they've got the spirit, but simply for the lack of aesthetics — they fall shorter on this list. But that doesn't mean that they don't hype up the crowd just as well as the others! out of .​

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13. Toronto Tempo: ?? As a Canadian, I had to mention Toronto Tempo's mascot — even though they're currently mascot-less... No official mascot has been revealed yet, aside from a brief "Metro gnome" tease that turned out to be an April Fools joke... Is it odd to say I'd love this as their mascot? out of .​

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Who's your favourite WNBA mascot? Which team are you rooting for this season? Let us know in the comments!​

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