I can't stand Shakira

[D-Dogg]

oh oh I saw the hips dont lie video. IF that doesnt "arrouse" you, you may need to call Jon and see if he is free.

Yeah, that girl can straight up m-o-v-e that body.


The first time A-Bomb and I saw Shakira it was her video for Whenever, Wherever and we are staring at the screen, jaws dropped to the ground when he says something and I reply "dude, are you talking?"

"Dude, are you talking" is pretty much our standard lexicon now anytime we see a superhot girl drawing attention to herself.

 

[D-Dogg]

But to clarify, once you hit mute she's a fantastic entertainer....

And to further clarify, I like her songs and her beats and even her style of singing...but she makes me cringe when she does that weird sound. I don't notice it when I see her videos because I'm obviously distracted but on the radio it dulls what are pretty good songs overall.

 

[abomb]

Yeah, that girl can straight up m-o-v-e that body.


The first time A-Bomb and I saw Shakira it was her video for Whenever, Wherever and we are staring at the screen, jaws dropped to the ground when he says something and I reply "dude, are you talking?"

"Dude, are you talking" is pretty much our standard lexicon now anytime we see a superhot girl drawing attention to herself.

LOL, also recall that it was about 2AM and I Beavisly suggested "Dude, let's get closer to the (27") screen."

/Lucky that (her) breasts are small and humble, So you don't confuse them with mountains

 

[ArizonaSportsFan]

The "Hips Don't Lie" doesn't do much for me, but maybe that is because I am 37 and been married for nearly 15 years. I was just wondering how in the world she stayed in that red bikini top. That was some serious shaking.

My wife is taking a belly dancing class right now and she would kill to get her hips to move that freely.

 

[abomb]

My wife is taking a belly dancing class right now and I would kill to get her hips to move that freely.

There. Fixed it for you.

 

[ArizonaSportsFan]

There. Fixed it for you.

Thanks for your help.

 

[Linderbee]

How is it that it took until May of 2006 for someone to have the user name of "ArizonaSportsFan"?

 

[Ryanwb]

How is it that it took until May of 2006 for someone to have the user name of "ArizonaSportsFan"?

Assface was taken

 

[Assface]

oh oh I saw the hips dont lie video. IF that doesnt "arrouse" you, you may need to call Jon and see if he is free.

Hells yeah!

 

[sundevilscott]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gUtHxtkfqQ

She is absolutely smokin!!

 

[Jersey Girl]

I can think of a lot of chicks hotter than Shakira. And her singing totally sucks.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

^^ How long do you have to travel to get to that state of denial?

 

[ArizonaSportsFan]

How is it that it took until May of 2006 for someone to have the user name of "ArizonaSportsFan"?

Well, on most other boards I'm AZSportsFan, but since that was taken here mad: ) I had to go with the next best thing.

 

[CardFan67]

I can think of a lot of chicks hotter than Shakira. And her singing totally sucks.

Must not have been the water balloon because I still agree with ya...

Or that was some super condensed water...

 

[Jersey Girl]

^^ How long do you have to travel to get to that state of denial?

My opinion is all. Heard her on the radio when I turned on my SUV this morning and I freaked out. I just can't stand her.

 

[CardFan67]

My opinion is all. Heard her on the radio when I turned on my SUV this morning and I freaked out. I just can't stand her.

do I get my points back?

 

[Jersey Girl]

do I get my points back?

Anyone who agrees with Jersey Girl on a topic gets 100 points. That's a given.

 

[thirty-two]

So her song "Hips Dont Lie" is damn good.

hot song!

 

[jenna2891]

So her song "Hips Dont Lie" is damn good.

hot song!

*cough* alcohol induced opinion *cough*

 

[thirty-two]

*cough* alcohol induced opinion *cough*

sadly, i wish this was true...

 

[jenna2891]

sadly, i wish this was true...

come over, my friend! i can make it true!

 

[DevonCardsFan]

Her Songs suck, but I dig her shaking her booty!!

 

[cynical_kitten26]

Goat sound when she sings sometimes....yes
Dancing ability.....ok (What's with the chest pump thing in that one video of hers? Or does she do that in all of them?)
Is she attractive....yeah (I still think there are other female artists that are more pretty though.)

What I have heard of her music was ok. I wouldn't buy a CD of hers or anything.

 

[CaptTurbo]

One thing is for sure....Her hips don't lie

 

[SuperSpck]

For starters, I'm in shock I just read a 5 page thread on Shakira.

But because I did I'm throwing in my 2 cents.

Her ability to move her body is amazing. That's talent.

Her ability to sound like Kermit is also amazing. It's not easy being green or blonde.

"Underneath Your Clothes" is a laugh out loud funny song.

Not Stephen Lynch funny, but "oh god she got paid for that?" funny.