Dez Bryant wants to be a Cardinal

[oaken1]

I sent him a tweet to let him know we have a front office position open.
Team shop cashier

 

[Jetstream Green]

I would like to be Scarlet Johansson's personal sex robot. Which has about as much chance of happening.

Then, I want to be Lana Del Rey's personal and unpersonal kinky sex everything... but my signing bonus better be good because some of her lyrics has me a tad protective

 

[oaken1]

Then, I want to be Lana Del Rey's personal and unpersonal kinky sex everything... but my signing bonus better be good because some of her lyrics has me a tad protective

Get the injury settlement in writing

 

[Jetstream Green]

Get the injury settlement in writing

That's what Johnny Depp says lol