Clayton's "First and 10":

[WizardOfAz]

Arizona Cardinals at Pittsburgh Steelers: There is life in the desert. Dave McGinnis is coming off a two-game winning streak and Bill Bidwill just spent $8 million of cap room signing left tackle L.J. Shelton and five backups. But they face an angry Steelers team. Bill Cowher benched cornerback Dewayne Washington, but he could have done the same to Chad Scott. Both cornerbacks are having terrible years. Cowher hasn't panicked despite a 2-6 start. They face a 23-41 closing schedule and know they could start a second-half run starting with this game. This is an important game for quarterback Tommy Maddox, who needs to have something going with the passing offense. A loss to the Cardinals will bury the Steelers in last place, but the AFC North race is still wide open. The Steelers just have to enter the race at some point.


http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=clayton_john&id=1655572

 

[SECTION 11]

Dear John,


His name is BIDWILL!!!! There's no Effing "E" in BIDWILL!!!

BILL FREAKING BIDWILL!!!! B-I-D-W-I-L-L!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS SO FREAKING DIFFICULT ABOUT THIS?!?!?

Eat Me you hack!!!





Your friend,

SECTION 11

 

[mulpwr]

Clayton can be so stupid in his assessments. Scott is playing ok four eyes Clayton.

 

[AzCards21]

Clayton! Did your parents have any children that lived!!!
I bet they they regret that!!!

 

[JeffGollin]

and Bill Bidwill just spent $8 million of cap room signing left tackle L.J. Shelton and five backups.
Ah hah! The secret reveals itself!

Hidden in a secret enclave in Red Rock Country (where he shares a cave with Dick Chaney) is this trillionaire tycoon named Bidwell who came up with the 8 million dollars to extend/restructure Shelton and the others.

Meanwhile, back at the Cardinal Training Facility, Mr. B sits in his back office atop sacks and sacks of new twenty dollar bills with a smug smile on his face; occasionally reaching in to whip out a twenty to buy more ice cream....