Britney Spears has officially hit rock bottom...

[WaywardFan]

Yeah, I wanted to be a young mom, too.

Britney Spears a mom. Wow. Something just doesn't seem right with the world today.

She probably feels bad because all of her girl friends back home are on their third and fourth children by now.

 

[thirty-two]

Never thought Christina would look so much better.

LOL - seriously!

Britney Spears =

 

[MaoTosiFanClub]

Poor Britney, I put the over/under on her husband leaving her at about three years. Two years if she completely stops making music (money).

Oh, and the over/under on Britney's kid's first trip to rehab is about fourteen years.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Oh, and the over/under on Britney's kid's first trip to rehab is about fourteen years.

I'll put $100 on the under, dude.

 

[Assface]

Yeah, I wanted to be a young mom, too.

Me too!

 

[Assface]

I'll put $100 in your underoos.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Okay. Who still wears underoos? I demand to be informed.

 

[FischerKing]

Okay. Who still wears underoos? I demand to be informed.

slow day at the office fer ya?

shawn

 

[Jersey Girl]

slow day at the office fer ya?

shawn

How'd ya guess, lol!

Actually I have work I could be doing, but the boss is out right now and I'm feeling a little, well, spring fever, I guess. Since I can't leave the office, goofing around here is the next best thing.

Hey, I got the t-shirt! ASFN -- Where day jobs come second!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Nude Britney Sculpture Causes Controversy

Mar 29, 2006
By Stephen M. Silverman

A controversial sculpture of Britney Spears – naked, life-sized and crouching as she is giving birth on a bearskin rug – is due to go on display April 7 at Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery as part of a pro-life exhibition.

"I admire her. This is an idealized figure," the Connecticut-based artist, Daniel Edwards, tells the Associated Press – also admitting that he's never met or even spoken to his 24-year-old subject.

"Everyone is coming at me with anger and venom, but I depicted her as she has depicted herself – seductively," says Edwards. "Suddenly, she's a mom."

The singer's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, did not respond to a request for comment from AP.

A press release from the gallery states that the art object "celebrates the recent birth of Spears's baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career." The planned exhibit will also include anti-abortion materials provided by the Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

Gallery co-owner David Kesting confirmed that calls of protest have come in from as far away as "Tokyo, England, France. Some people are upset that Britney is being used for this subject matter. Others who are pro-life thought this was degrading to their movement. And some pro-choice people were upset that this is a pro-life monument."

Kesting added that extra security guards would be hired for the two weeks the sculpture is on display. Admission to the gallery will be free.

 

[CardFan67]

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Isn't that the chick from "My Name is Earl" but that ain't the Crabman?

 

[Kel Varnsen]

Nude Britney Sculpture Causes Controversy

Mar 29, 2006
By Stephen M. Silverman

A controversial sculpture of Britney Spears – naked, life-sized and crouching as she is giving birth on a bearskin rug – is due to go on display April 7 at Brooklyn's Capla Kesting Fine Art gallery as part of a pro-life exhibition.

"I admire her. This is an idealized figure," the Connecticut-based artist, Daniel Edwards, tells the Associated Press – also admitting that he's never met or even spoken to his 24-year-old subject.

"Everyone is coming at me with anger and venom, but I depicted her as she has depicted herself – seductively," says Edwards. "Suddenly, she's a mom."

The singer's publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, did not respond to a request for comment from AP.

A press release from the gallery states that the art object "celebrates the recent birth of Spears's baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career." The planned exhibit will also include anti-abortion materials provided by the Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

Gallery co-owner David Kesting confirmed that calls of protest have come in from as far away as "Tokyo, England, France. Some people are upset that Britney is being used for this subject matter. Others who are pro-life thought this was degrading to their movement. And some pro-choice people were upset that this is a pro-life monument."

Kesting added that extra security guards would be hired for the two weeks the sculpture is on display. Admission to the gallery will be free.

Have you seen this sculpture? Is that really the position some women are in when they give birth?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Have you seen this sculpture? Is that really the position some women are in when they give birth?

That position leads to pregnancy, not birth.

 

[jenna2891]

bearskin rugs are the new receiving blankets.

 

[jenna2891]

also, i think britney is this generation's elvis, sans the talent. we're going to find her bloated and dead in a bath tub in a few years.

 

[Kel Varnsen]

That position leads to pregnancy, not birth.

 

[Ryanwb]

I think Britney's hot and I don't care what anyone says

 

[NEZCardsfan]

I think Britney's hot and I don't care what anyone says

I don't always think she is hot. But the pics in question are making my dough rise.

 

[Dback Jon]

I don't always think she is hot. But the pics in question are making my dough rise.

 

[Djaughe]

lol...