Britney Spears has officially hit rock bottom...

[MaoTosiFanClub]

First making out with a trashy old mother of two in front of millions, then marrying some redneck in Vegas only to get it annulled a few days later. Then she runs off with some white trash dancer who already has a kid and whose girlfriend is pregnant with another one. Next, she decides to marry this guy and is reportedly pregnant with another one of his kids. All of this while she continues to pack on the pounds and lose all semblance of facial complexion with the steady diet of cheetos and Marlboro Lights.

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Meanwhile her ex-boyfriend (who a few short years ago was regarded as a no-talent assclown with no business dating Britney) and main rival have been critically and commercially successful and are involved with America's new sweetheart and a successful businessman in the music industry. I guess it just goes to show you can take the girl out of the white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of the girl.

 

[Cardinal Bob]

So you figure she'll be doing porn in, what, 2 years? maybe 3?

 

[thirty-two]

Yeah that guy is not attractive at all.

Justin or ugly guy?

Ugly guy or Justin?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to think about that one.

 

[jf-08]

she's just about on par with Cortney Love on the Skank-O-Meter

 

[Ryanwb]

she's just about on par with Cortney Love on the Skank-O-Meter

I'd shag 'er

Britney, not Courtney Love

 

[Djaughe]

After lookin at those pics - I would say most men in america probably feel they have an actual chance in scoring on britney...kinda like how j-lo is now.

 

[Assface]

So you figure she'll be doing porn in, what, 2 years? maybe 3?

 

[SirStefan32]

Poor Britney...

 

[Hordispack]

Yeah that guy is not attractive at all.

Justin or ugly guy?

Ugly guy or Justin?

Yeah, I'm gonna have to think about that one.

Justin is ugly too but appears to not be white trash enough for Britney. Whoever compared her to J Lo is correct. Basically, I can have any man I want and I choose a skinny white wangster. WTF??

 

[MaoTosiFanClub]

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[Djaughe]

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Looks like she took the meaning of the hat to seriously....

 

[thirty-two]

wow what is up with her nose?

 

[SECTION 11]

1) Is she full on picking her nose?

2) What exactly is that on her face?

 

[Assface]

2) What exactly is that on her face?

Eggnog?

 

[40yearfan]

1) Is she full on picking her nose?

2) What exactly is that on her face?

1. Yes

2. I'd hesitate to even guess.

 

[Djaughe]

lol...MaoToi should change his name to MaoTosiBritneySpearsFanClub ..he certainly finds all the good pics in their full glory...

 

[MaoTosiFanClub]

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Hey now, don't accuse me of being a fan of this white trash. I only come across these via e-mail and post them here to prove how overrated of a sex symbol she is. And as far as what's on her face, I'd guess her and her new husband forgot to clean up after a ******* session.

 

[phillycard]

Her husband just strikes me as a real loser. He looks like he couldn't put two sentences together.

 

[phillycard]

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Hey now, don't accuse me of being a fan of this white trash. I only come across these via e-mail and post them here to prove how overrated of a sex symbol she is. And as far as what's on her face, I'd guess her and her new husband forgot to clean up after a ******* session.

Now that was a low blow Mao!! but funny.

 

[Renz]

Hey, we can't all look good all of the time. I prefer to think of Britney like this:

 

[azdad1978]

Her husband just strikes me as a real loser. He looks like he couldn't put two sentences together.

The guy couldn't even pay for the engagement ring. shesh.

 

[cardsunsfan]

First making out with a trashy old mother of two in front of millions, then marrying some redneck in Vegas only to get it annulled a few days later. Then she runs off with some white trash dancer who already has a kid and whose girlfriend is pregnant with another one. Next, she decides to marry this guy and is reportedly pregnant with another one of his kids. All of this while she continues to pack on the pounds and lose all semblance of facial complexion with the steady diet of cheetos and Marlboro Lights.

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Meanwhile her ex-boyfriend (who a few short years ago was regarded as a no-talent assclown with no business dating Britney) and main rival have been critically and commercially successful and are involved with America's new sweetheart and a successful businessman in the music industry. I guess it just goes to show you can take the girl out of the white trash, but you can't take the white trash out of the girl.

Her breasts are small again in the pic with her bf.... maybe b's? what is it with her breasts going bigger and smaller? Sometimes they're D's!!! Do we still have that movie skit joke that show's her breasts gettign smaller and bigger, that's hilarious! Does she have a pump or something?!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Britney Spears Has Baby on the Way

By NEKESA MUMBI MOODY
AP Music Writer

NEW YORK (AP) -- Britney Spears, the one-time teenybopper who sang "I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman," has apparently completed the transition with news that she's pregnant.

In a posting on her Web site, Spears told fans that she and husband, Kevin Federline, were expecting their first child together. Her publicist, Sonia Muckle, confirmed the singer's pregnancy Tuesday but refused to provide additional details.

"The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together," the singer said. "There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, and Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers."

The couple were married in September. Magazines and tabloids have speculated for weeks that Spears, 23, was pregnant, documenting her expanding waistline and fuller figure, but she remained mum on the subject.

However, she has previously expressed a desire to start a family. In an interview with People magazine last fall, she said: "I want to be a young mom. I can see us as parents."

While this will be Spears' first foray into parenthood, Federline, 27, has two children with his ex-girlfriend, actress Shar Jackson. Spears and Federline met last year when he was a backup dancer on her tour - and Jackson was pregnant with their son.

Spears wed Federline just eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated that the union is in trouble - prompting an angry outburst from Spears on her Web site last month.

Yet the couple have hardly hid from the limelight - last week, the pair announced they would document their courtship in a new reality series on UPN. The network promised "exclusive, never-before-seen private home videos" of their "personal love story."

Spears' impending motherhood may be the ultimate indicator that the former teen princess is all grown up. Spears was cast as an innocent with a bit of sex appeal when she made her debut at 16 with the multiplatinum " ... Baby, One More Time" and became a youth icon. As she grew older, her image got sexier, and more vampish.

Her last album was a greatest hits collection, which has sold nearly 1 million copies.

On the Net: http://www.britneyspears.com

 

[WaywardFan]

Man, has she just gone downhill. Big time.

That guy is such a loser and she's as pleased as punch to become the biggest joke since Mariah Carey.

Never thought Christina would look so much better.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Britney Spears Has Baby on the Way

In an interview with People magazine last fall, she said: "I want to be a young mom. I can see us as parents."

Yeah, I wanted to be a young mom, too.

Britney Spears a mom. Wow. Something just doesn't seem right with the world today.