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  1. D-Dogg

    My body is ready

    Everything about everything seems like I should nope out of this season. But I am not gonna darkside. I think MLF will scheme, Tip will chip, Beck will be okayish. We won't be great but we won't be *gestures vaguely* whatever last season was. The defense won't be as gross and injured. Will we...
  2. D-Dogg

    Ok, I have been absent for a bit. What is the "Big John" meme here?

    I'm seeing it all over. Why are we big johnning all over the place? I like inside jokes. I used to be part of them. I'd like to be again one day.
  3. D-Dogg

    Fine, I'm fine with Francis Mauigoa

    I've seen enough. We aren't taking Love so let's see what makes us instantly better given our roster. We can shore up the defense with later picks, but OT is gonna go quick this year. Francis is a road grader and great at pass pro. Bookend tackles will benefit us for a decade. Protect whatever...
  4. D-Dogg

    What are the chances we trade down?

    We will have a player at our pick that other teams will potentially want and we have lots of holes. Monti loves trying to outsmart the draft. We need players. Not what will you do, but what do you think Monti will cook up?
  5. D-Dogg

    I don’t understand Monti. Shouldn't we be publicly in love with Love?

    I mean, unless he wants someone specific at 3 and is locked in to that person, which I doubt, why wouldn't you be dropping hints on hints on hints that you would be taking Love if he is there? Like, say things like "we are fixing our RB room, but it isn't there yet" or "love is super intriguing...
  6. D-Dogg

    If Monti doesn't trade down, are we really in a simulation?

    Monti loves to trade down. This draft has maybe 8 or 10 blue chips. We could use ANY of them. None really worth a 3. Whomever is at 7 or 8 is fine by me. If Monti doesnt trade down, we are in a sim. Usually our super bowl (the draft) is fun but I just don't care at this point. We are so cooked...
  7. D-Dogg

    I'm so excited for the new season!!

    Season = draft. Sorry, I'm not actually excited for this either. I'm excited for the ways we will screw the cap with releases, bad trades, and bad FO decisions. I'm excited for drafting someone who doesn't fit the team, is bad health, or is a generational talent that can't adjust to the...
  8. D-Dogg

    DDoggStrodamous Cowboys Prediction

    In the year 2025, twice a day hence from All Souls, the Red Birds from the desert will descend upon the fallow field of the tall hatted cattle hustlers, and will turn back to their small champion. He shall run, and hide, fall, and miss his shots. His aim be not true. His feet will fail. The...
  9. D-Dogg

    Blocked FG

    Can we at least talk about how insane that blocked FG was. Dude literally box jumped the Oline and blocked the kick. I was pissed, but also incredibly impressed.
  10. D-Dogg

    I love this draft and the murder mindset

    Our top 3 picks are violent. Monti decided to say forget the offense, we are gonna give JG a QB wrecking defense. The rest of the draft basically played out the same. After defense heavy FA, we doubled down. With a defense that played WAY over its head most games last year with lesser talent...
  11. D-Dogg

    Keep or release my season tickets?

    It's been 22 years. The games are fun, but my god it's a slog. We have 4, 2 in 117 and 2 in 112, 4th rows. I'm very much debating whether to renew. We couldn't go to the game today as we were at Disney this weekend, and it was the only game we missed. With the raised prices, the play on the...
  12. D-Dogg

    We are gonna get BLASTED by the 49ers at home

    I'm so glad my season ticket prices were raised. I'm so glad Kyler can't lead a receiver and puts the ball too high 80% of the time. I'm so glad PJJ is on IR and we are a backup OL monstrosity as a run first team. I'm so glad our DL can't get real pressure on a semi consistent basis. I'm so...
  13. D-Dogg

    Well, I hope nobody is gonna doubt we need to draft DEFENSE this off-season

    Way to absolutely soil the bed.
  14. D-Dogg

    Our new punter sucks

    :stick:
  15. D-Dogg

    The offense is the strength of the team

    Well I ooop! We were told this. The paper told us this. The first games hinted it wasn't true. This defense is BALLING tf out. With more talent it is a top 5 unit. Rallis is the guy we should be worried about being snatched away. The offense is discombobulated, inconsistent, scared, and soft...
  16. D-Dogg

    We arent winning on Sunday. No chance.

    Look, it's simple. We are on the road, with a bad offensive coordinator who can't adjust his way out of a wedgie. Our defense is overperforming and our offense is not on the same page. This is an epic beat down in the making. See my punter thead to understand what I'm doing here.
  17. D-Dogg

    Fire Petzing now

    This was the most horrific OC performance I've ever seen. And I've seen some bad after 23 years in the stands. Shotgun passes on 3rd and 4th and 1? No designed runs or RPO for Kyler? Running the ball on 3rd and 34, down heavy? Squandering a rare pick by the inept defense to put them back on...
  18. D-Dogg

    Anyone in section 112 this season?

    We've moved two of our tickets to the 4th row of 112 this year. That's where we are now primarily sitting. Still have our 117 for the fam. Curious if there are any ASFN crew in this section. Loving the new view. Not loving the cushy seats in front of us for Uber rich losers who don't even cheer...
  19. D-Dogg

    2-2 in the first quarter of the season...

    Next week is Kliff and the Commanders at home. This is PERSONAL for Kyler. The team will be juiced for this. We played two teams that were a play or two away from meeting in the Super Bowl last year, and fell short. By a score in each game. If you told me at the end of the season last year...
  20. D-Dogg

    Our punter used to suck but doesn't any more

    Edit: this take has been retracted. From September: I know. It's a punter. But punters are field flippers and the Lions pinned us multiple times and we sent either short clipped-winged ducks or line drives for returns. This punter absolutely sucks out loud. I'd rather have Prater punt at...
  21. D-Dogg

    "The Trade"

    There is a bit of discussion about the trade down in the second round, where we dropped 8 spots and grabbed another 3rd rounder (79). We then traded back on that third rounder (to 82) and added a 6th (191). On the board was KoolAid, Cooper, JPJ, and Lassiter. To evaluate this trade, IMO, you...
  22. D-Dogg

    BIM on the bigscreen!

    Late in the game those of us in the stadium got treated to BIM on the bigscreen. we win All hail BIM
  23. D-Dogg

    Selling tickets on cards site, how?

    Having an issue trying to offer our season tickets up for sale for some upcoming games. Does anyone know how this process works now days?
  24. D-Dogg

    Paying balance of season tickets

    I am kind of torn here. I will have to pay the balance of my season tickets relatively soon, but I have very little confidence we will have "normal" regular season games. How are other season ticket holders feeling about paying their $3k-$5k to secure something they won't attend. I am a big fan...
  25. D-Dogg

    Kylerton, Kylerton

    This is an old callback but I saw what I needed to see with Kyler, Kliff, and Krew. We are good. More than good. Like, title hunt good. In a few years. But this needs to be done. Because super bowl season. Slight edits to hit the new krew. ‐-------- Listen first, realize this was a Super...

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