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    Knicks coming apart

    Further proof that Steve Nash is an offensive immortal. Interesting to see D'Antoni adapt to his players and change his play calling. It only took a six game losing streak and private conferences with Felton and Amare.
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    Not OT: Eva Longoria Divorcing Tony Parker

    Smokin' hot Eva Longoria... 70% Euro, 27% Asian, 3% African..... 100% 35 years old. Parker bangs one of the hottest women in the world through her prime sexual years, now dumps her aging mid-thirties body. Price: whatever their prenup costs him. Reward: freedom to bang any woman he...
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    Not OT: Eva Longoria Divorcing Tony Parker

    Deadspin Article Link Summary: Eva Longoria is divorcing Tony Parker, who cheated on her with Erin Barry, wife of former Spurs teammate Brent Barry. Erin Barry has also filed for divorce. Rumor: Eva Longoria may be dating Steve Nash, who also announced his divorce this week from Alejandra...
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    Suns Bench Trio vs Amare, Game 1 of 82

    $100 million for uninsured All-NBA Amare? $81 million for the bench trio of Frye, Warrick and Childress? Game 1 C. Frye 25 min 3 pts 6 rebs H. Warrick 18 min 10 pts 2 rebs J. Childress 17 min 4 pts 0 rebs TOTAL 60 min 17 pts 8 rebs 4 ast 4 to 0...
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    Stoudemire agrees to five-year deal with Knicks

    Wait a sec... I mean.... but... actually... you know what Steve, you are 100% correct.
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    The Return of the SSOL, statistically.

    Perhaps Griffin's stats and cly2tw's thoughts are connected. The major increase in offensive boards is exactly why this team is tweaked differently than the previous run and gun Suns teams. With Shaq gone it's open for our most athletic swingmen Grant Hill and J-Rich to attack the paint both...
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    The Return of the SSOL, statistically.

    Yahoo NBA team averages Our team statistics so far this year: FGM - 3rd FGA - 8th FG% - T3rd 3PM - 1st!!! 3PA - 3rd 3P% - 2nd FTM - T17th FTA - 9th FT% - 25th (70.8%) OFF REB - 8th DEF REB - 7th TOT REB - 9th AST - 2nd TO - 3rd worst in the league STL - Last in league BLK - 27th PF - 2nd...
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    Suns vs. Lakers Thread 11-12-09

    WOW. Something about Bynum... the combination of the scraggly mustache and the high pitched voice is just comical.
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    Suns vs. Lakers Thread 11-12-09

    Battle of the Superstars. Thrilling. I love watching Lebron the Browns Fullback shoulder ram his way into the paint. I especially like watching Dwyane Wade, Dolphins Wildcat tailback shoot 21 free throws. Great basketball.
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    Caption Amare!

    "This is the closest you'll ever come to seeing him play defense." - Basketbawful
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    Spurs get RJ for Oberto/KurtThomas/Bowen

    If the Bucks immediately cut Oberto and Bowen to keep them off the salary cap, they could both resign with the Spurs. So the trade could end up as RJ for KT.
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    Spurs get RJ for Oberto/KurtThomas/Bowen

    http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4281291 So they start Parker, Ginobili, Jefferson, Duncan, and whoever at center. Scary lineup.
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    Truehoop: Mike D'Antoni

    http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-37-84/Not-the-Worst-Defensive-Coach-Out-There--Mike-D-Antoni.html December 23, 2008 1:06 PM The other day, I heard somebody say that now that Terry Porter had taken over in Phoenix, the team had at least solved its defensive problems, but they still had...
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    The Official 2008-2009 New York Knicks thread

    HAHA! I'm glad to have Mike D'Antoni as the coach of the Knicks.
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    Biedrins 6yrs/63 mil?

    What's exciting about Biedrins is his league-leading 63% field goal shooting. He dunks everything he can in the low post, and can do basic post moves too. He's got a suprising amount of offensive fluidity. Consider that before comparing him to Ben Wallace.
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