Samuel L. Jackson to be the voice of god in a bible-on-tape....

[Divide Et Impera]

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/jackson voices god_1002655

JACKSON VOICES GOD

Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God. A source tells British newspaper The Daily Telegraph, "Samuel's just finished recording a CD set of the New Testament. The recording is due to be released in September (06), with a box set of the Old Testament to follow next year (07). "Scores of other black actors, musicians and athletes will also figure, but Samuel was deemed to be the perfect person to play God."

 

[Divide Et Impera]

This thread is RIPE for making up some quotes:

"That's it! I'm tired of these motherf*cking snakes on thie motherf*cking ark!"

 

[cynical_kitten26]

This thread is RIPE for making up some quotes:

"That's it! I'm tired of these motherf*cking snakes on thie motherf*cking ark!"

This is by far one of the GREATEST things I have heard in a long time. God as an angry Black man! AWESOME! I will be buying this!

 

[dreamcastrocks]

When I think of Samuel L nowadays, I think of the Chappelle skit, pimping the beer, and the dripping of his Jerri Curl.

 

[Divide Et Impera]

"And God sayeth unto Adam, "That ***** just ate my fruit! Get the hell out my garden!"

 

[AzCards21]

I said repent ***********! Repent!

 

[vince56]

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And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!

 

[Divide Et Impera]

 

[Divide Et Impera]

On a side note, I saw the commercial for Snakes On A Plane for the first time last night. It looks god damned ridiculous!

 

[abomb]

Ezikiel 25:17...The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities and tyranny of evil men...

 

[Divide Et Impera]

The path of the righteous mofos is beset on all sides by the inequities and tyranny of evil mofos.

Fixed it for ya....



Edit:
I dont enjoy censoring posts, however, it's a duty as moderator that I must.... sorry....