Me
These are definately me:
You Might Be a Draftnik If
If you dress up in your team's garb to watch the draft all by yourself.
If you get mad at ESPN because there are no live pictures from your team's war room.
If you revise your draft more than once a day.
If you have bookmarked all 720 mock drafts found on the net.
If you have warned your family to keep a path clear between the TV and your computer on draft day (Actually my wife know it's a lost week-end....her friends and family don't understand....whatta you mean draft....is he fixing leaky windows....why would someone watch tv for 2 straight days....why is he writing all that stuff down....why is he cheering and pumping arms and running around the room!!!)
If you bought an extra six pack in case the draft runs long. (uh.... 6 won't get it).
If you entered 50 online draft contests and used the same set of predictions for all the entries, because you know you are right.
And I'll add:
If you videotape just the clips of the draftees of the Cardinals.
If you actually think Joe Theismann is funny.
If you tell your wife and kids that the Cards drafted so and so and they look at you like "What the %@*&?