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  1. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    You’re changing the metric from “flawed” to “great.” If a team was great they’d probably win their division. The Packers +31 point differential was fifth in the conference. No team in their division finished with a losing record. They were average or above in the four major offense and...
  2. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    FTFY
  3. kerouac9

    Cardinals Exec Suspended for Violating Gambling Policy

    They guy is legit suspended. The 5-leg draft pick parlay is satire/fake news.
  4. kerouac9

    Players You Forgot Were Cardinals!

    Anthony Sherman
  5. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    Eh I dunno. The packers were last team in for the NFC last season; the Chargers for the AFC. Those seem like worthy teams. It’s just that there’s usually an AFC/NFC South winner that gets waved in and boatraced out that we remember as the 7th seed.
  6. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    :lastweek:
  7. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    I completely agree with this; a major reason why bottoming out is a crazy path.
  8. kerouac9

    Cardinals Exec Suspended for Violating Gambling Policy

    That was from a satire account that TJ shared without vetting.
  9. kerouac9

    Cardinals Exec Suspended for Violating Gambling Policy

    @TJ dammit this is a satire account. CAN PEOPLE PLEASE CHECK BEFORE POSTING FAKE NEWS?!????? I told my dad about this on our family FaceTime call.
  10. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    Okay but the relative money for a third round pick is a pittance. The signing bonus and salaries are already settled. They’re maybe quibbling about when the signing bonus get paid out, but if they are it has zero to do with whether or when Jacoby Brissett gets benched in 2026.
  11. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    Well if Hopkins and Lekas are saying it…
  12. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    I very much doubt it. All the terms of the deal are bracketed by the CBA and the players around Beck. It doesn’t matter because this deal gets done in five days or less.
  13. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    Allar is apparently waiting for Beck to sign. Simpson is apparently waiting for Mendoza to sign. Both those QBs were drafted in the same round as the guy they’re waiting for. The Beck situation is ridiculous because he’s selected a full two rounds later than Mendoza and both the players...
  14. kerouac9

    Film Study: What Carson Beck brings to the Arizona Cardinals

    False. He should be viewed as a long term backup unless he shows otherwise in training camp, the preseason, and what reps he has during inseason practices. This is nearly as deranged as needing to know what Clayton Tune had as a prospect. They knew very quickly.
  15. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    He is not.
  16. kerouac9

    Brissett Allegedly Wants $15 Million & Cards Say No

    Okay but those guys did get yards and TDs. It’s not exactly like Kyler had us in every game during his time here. My argument is not that Brissett is good, or even average. He’s among the worst handful of starters in the NFL. But he’s better than anyone else Monti was able to convince to join...
  17. kerouac9

    Official Kyler Murray career thread.... (post Cardinals/Vikes)

    @Russ Smith will continue to bring it up without context or explanation until Kyler throws 4 TDs in a game.
  18. kerouac9

    Brissett Allegedly Wants $15 Million & Cards Say No

    Also: McBride in three-plus seasons with Kyler Murray et al: 7 TDs. McBride in 12 games with Brissett: 10 TDs Michael Wilson in two-plus seasons with Murray et al: 93 catches, 1153 yards, 8 TDs. Michael Wilson with 11 games with Brissett: 70 receptions, 954 yards, six TDs. Maybe Kyler was the...
  19. kerouac9

    Official Kyler Murray career thread.... (post Cardinals/Vikes)

    Minicamp doesn’t matter even to the coaches. I even think the 8 TDs/6 INTs thing was debunked as fake news.
  20. kerouac9

    2023 1st round pick is #6 Paris Johnson

    Look at all those gave we’ve won since we’ve drafted him. I’d argue that at least 2/3 of the teams in the NFL have an LT as good as or better than Paris Johnson Jr.
  21. kerouac9

    Cardinals Exec Suspended for Violating Gambling Policy

    303 followers. How do you find these guys?
  22. kerouac9

    Brissett Allegedly Wants $15 Million & Cards Say No

    Both can be true. Of course, Brissett kept the offense putting up 21 ppg (same as Kyler) with no MHJ and a RB corps that would struggle to make the Mesa Community College team. But some people just love management no matter what happens.
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