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  1. kerouac9

    Just a heads up…mandatory mini camp 06/08/26-06/10/26

    I think Monti sold Michael on a vision of tanking in year 1 after the fact. When Monti was hired Michael said “This team is not as broken as everyone thinks,” and then Monti proceeded to demolish everything. He started over with a safety, tight end, and quarterback the owner didn’t trust...
  2. kerouac9

    Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

    It can if you like. Bo Nix started five years in college, they were just pretty mediocre years. I kind of feel like Carson Beck is We Have Bo Nix at Home
  3. kerouac9

    Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

    Did they tho? Who was going to take them ahead of where they went? I can tell you no one. Ask me how I know. Nix in particular was considered hilariously overdrafted at the time, as was Penix.
  4. kerouac9

    Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

    Yup. Michael Wilson is still trying to achieve the generational wealth that MHJ was born into. Wilson developed his own outside support system including TJ Houshmanzadeh. Obviously the incentive structures are different for a Top 5 pick and a third-round pick.
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    OTAs start today for the Arizona Cardinals. Part Three!

    That’s what has you worried???
  6. kerouac9

    Should we trade Josh Sweat?

    Yeah no one gives Monti credit for the terrible decisions he didn’t make
  7. kerouac9

    What Would You Trade for Alex Highsmith?

    Okay but Ali Highsmith played linebacker forgettably here for two seasons.
  8. kerouac9

    What Would You Trade for Alex Highsmith?

    His name is Alex. I don’t think he’s much better than Josh Sweat and he’s both entering his age 30 season and only under contract for another year after this one. It’s definitely better to have two above-average edge players than one, and only Sweat and Burke are under contract for 2027. But I...
  9. kerouac9

    Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

    Marv is achieving his goals. I don’t think being the best WR in the NFL is among those goals. He was the highest non-QB drafted in his class. I think he’ll ramp up over the next two years for a major second contract payday. I’m not really going to blame Marv because our expectations for him...
  10. kerouac9

    Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

    Buddy no haul was available. I think even if there was Michael would have quashed it for the same reason I think we drafted Love. MHJ hoodwinked almost everyone by refusing to work out in the postseason. I don’t think the Cards did much to support him or his development, either. I think his...
  11. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    FPI is one of the dumber fake metrics out there
  12. kerouac9

    Myles Garrett traded to Rams

    This is just #content
  13. kerouac9

    Arizona Cardinals have made a decision on QB Jacoby Brissett

    Man I’m kind of done hearing from MHJ until he’s had another 100 yard game. Hasn’t happened since he before Halloween — 2024.
  14. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    It’s not even “richer.” It’s just an accounting scheme where $5.1 million rolls over to next year. AI-arse article.
  15. kerouac9

    2022 2nd round pick is TE Trey McBride

    I think that’s more fantasy football culture than anything. From 2012 to 2020 he finished in the top 10 of fantasy wideouts one time. For the last 10 years of his career he finished in the top 10 in fantasy two times. He had some exceptional fantasy seasons when these bloggers were still...
  16. kerouac9

    Official Kyler Murray career thread.... (post Cardinals/Vikes)

    You don’t believe this you’re just bored and want to argue online for a while. You don’t believe that last season was no different from the Super Bowl season.
  17. kerouac9

    GM Poll - Monti or Keim?

    The standard has to be opening day starter/10+ game/60%+ snap starter. Theres almost no chance of Benson, Adams, or Jones being that. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if Max Melton (who was apparently feuding with coaches at the end of last season) wasn’t a starter to open the season, either.
  18. kerouac9

    GM Poll - Monti or Keim?

    Not sure how you get to six.
  19. kerouac9

    Official Kyler Murray career thread.... (post Cardinals/Vikes)

    Say it if you mean it: Every year 31 teams are failures and one is a success.
  20. kerouac9

    2026 Arizona Off Season Thread

    Hey if you’re just wanted to buy a ticket, there are sportsbooks at all the native casinos and your favorite sporting arenas. I wouldn’t open an account for the meme.
  21. kerouac9

    Official Kyler Murray career thread.... (post Cardinals/Vikes)

    Just to be clear, you’re saying that the only outcome that matters — at all — is winning the Super Bowl?
  22. kerouac9

    Fan Fun Food discussion thread

    Sweet potato and goat cheese or feta are an ELITE flavor combo
  23. kerouac9

    GM Poll - Monti or Keim?

    This isn’t fair. He’s gone into drafts with a total of five first round picks and he’s exercised four of them without trading down. Obviously he did everything in his power to find a trade partner this season and couldn’t find a deal that would convince Michael to not take the Golden Domer.
  24. kerouac9

    Myles Garrett traded to Rams

    Okay. So what QBs would have guided the 2025 Arizona Cardinals to the playoffs? EDIT: one or two of Brock Purdy, Matt Stafford, and Sam Darnold are going to host a playoff game next year; the only meaningful difference in their schedules is playing us for two games.
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    Official Kyler Murray career thread.... (post Cardinals/Vikes)

    Bro they won nine games. We won 3.
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