WYTS: Arizona Cardinals

[kerouac9]

Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Arizona Cardinals | Defector

I bet JJ Watt raises a lot of money for Maricopa County when the Bidwill family dumps a bunch of radium into the Arizona Canal. So that’ll be a heartwarming moment.

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Another season of Dimestore Gosling calling naked bootlegs while his QB has one leg dangling behind him. #Innovative

LOL

 

[Cardsmasochist]

Radium?

 

[MadCardDisease]

Those are always awesome.

 

[SECTION 11]

Solid gold

 

[kerouac9]

The first comment is AMAZING

 

[TJ]

Electrodwarf Kyler Murray

I had to stop reading this during a Zoom meeting because I was laughing my a$$ off

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

Electrodwarf Kyler Murray

I had to stop reading this during a Zoom meeting because I was laughing my a$$ off

As much as that statement isn’t politically correct, it’s a ridiculously descriptive moniker for the kid. Were I kyler I think I’d co-opt and wear it proudly.

 

[BritCard]

This is something we should all remember while talking about our playoff hopes

"The Cardinals only beat two teams with a winning record, and one of those wins came thanks to the aforementioned miracle."

 

[CFLredzoned]

Wow that guy spends alot of time researching these. Some of the references are kind of obscure things only dedicated fans know. Good job!

 

[schutd]

Its the most, wonderful time.... of the yeeeeeear.

 

[schutd]

Comment from David: "And let’s not forget my personal favorite: down 11 with 5 minutes to go in a must-win game, offensive wunderkind Kingsbury calls this play for an injured QB on 3rd and 18." That gif link is everything.

 

[cardsfanmd]

“AJ Green and JJ Watt are here to lend real star power to the team’s weekly injury report.” So sad and so likely to be true lol.

 

[MrYeahBut]

I love the term 'DFL'... unfortunately I've experienced it personally in golf tournaments.... when it's used in reference to the quarterback of the team I root for, not good.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Comment from David: "And let’s not forget my personal favorite: down 11 with 5 minutes to go in a must-win game, offensive wunderkind Kingsbury calls this play for an injured QB on 3rd and 18." That gif link is everything.

It's like he hit the old randomizer on Madden, but I'm not sure the game would ever suggest something so insanely idiotic.

 

[football karma]

i dunno

these used to be better. i think the concept has run its course.

 

[gmabel830]

Ok fess up, which one of you is David?

 

[Cheesebeef]

Comment from David: "And let’s not forget my personal favorite: down 11 with 5 minutes to go in a must-win game, offensive wunderkind Kingsbury calls this play for an injured QB on 3rd and 18." That gif link is everything.

that truly was insane.

 

[Chopper0080]

that truly was insane.

If Kliff ends up getting fired, we can't say he didn't have a part in it.

 

[jf-08]

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[Cheesebeef]

If Kliff ends up getting fired, we can't say he didn't have a part in it.

and didn’t he then punt with less than 4 minutes left down 11 at that point. I mean, the run the dumbest play possible on 3rd then waive the white flag on 4th was a combo that was unfathomable. Playing stupid is bad. Playing scared is worse. Playing stupid AND scared was pathetic.

 

[gmabel830]

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I looked at it on my phone. Had a pop-up, but I could close it and read article.