Tuesdays Headlines

[CaptTurbo]

Predict the Tuesdays headlines about eh Monday night game.


"Singletery turns the titanic around!"

52-3 victory shows niners potential.

 

[desertdawg]

No way Jose. This game and Carolina are our last two real good shots at victories this year. Enjoy it, for there will not be much celebration ale to drink after MNF.

I am tired of holding telethons to help stupid opposing coaches keep their job. If we can show Singletary where his ass is, SF might show him where the door is.

I wanna destroy the 9ers on MNF. I wanna ruin a Dallas X-mas.

 

[WarnerHOF]

Samurai Dingleberry pulls down pants in 100-7 rout.

 

[NJCardFan]

"Cards Woes Continue"
Turnovers and penalties sink Cards once again as the 49ers win 20-10.

 

[82CardsGrad]

"Cards Woes Continue"
Turnovers and penalties sink Cards once again as the 49ers win 20-10.

Really?? You think we'll hold the 9ers to just 20 points?? Man, now I'm getting excited!!

 

[RugbyMuffin]

There still playing!


Top Story: Roger Godell states the game WILL NOT end in a tie.

"Those bastards will keep playing until someone scores. This is ridiculous."

At that point Anderson will have been pulled and put back in, and three or four fans in the upper deck will have been knocked unconscious from errant passes.

 

[Duckjake]

CARDS RETURN TO WINNING WAYS!

5 Fumbles returned for TDs give CARDS NFL Record and 38-31 win over 4and9ers.

 

[FArting]

CARDS RETURN TO WINNING WAYS!

Make a run for the NFC West Crown and playoffs

 

[Hypothesis]

Derek Anderson blames the lack of wind for his errant passes.

 

[DieHardCardFan]

" After 3 INT's Cards QB Anderson " Why is everyone suprised, this how I play the game....the (expletive) film was there for this team to watch and they signed me anyway so (expletive) off"

 

[NJCardFan]

Really?? You think we'll hold the 9ers to just 20 points?? Man, now I'm getting excited!!

They just got shut out by a team we scored 35 points on so yeah, I think we can hold them to 20.

 

[b8rtm8nn]

Jefferson sinks Singletary chance at 49er's playoff hopes, unknown DB's pick-six surprises Davis who thought he was on inactive list.

 

[cardpa]

There still playing!


Top Story: Roger Godell states the game WILL NOT end in a tie.

"Those bastards will keep playing until someone scores. This is ridiculous."

At that point Anderson will have been pulled and put back in, and three or four fans in the upper deck will have been knocked unconscious from errant passes.

Rugby this is just too damn funny!

 

[Red Dawn]

Anderson Victorious!

Thanks Stadium Ground Crew

"I have had a lot of trouble with my footwork and intangibles lately, affecting my accuracy. The Stadium ground crew was instrumental in turning that around. Who would have dreamed that all they had to do to counteract my high passes was point the air conditioning ducts downward."

 

[100%CardsFan]

"Beenie Wells and Early Doucet bumped into each other while running onto the feild for Monday Nights game, both are out for the season"

 

[BullheadCardFan]

With three games to be played on Thursday, a dozen on Sunday, and one on Monday (actually, since it’s Cardinals-49ers it’s not really an NFL game), we’ve decided to break up our picks into two separate columns.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/11/23/pfts-thanksgiving-picks/