Trump has asked aides about possibility of US acquiring Greenland: report

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    https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/21/politics/greenland-donald-trump-denmark/index.html
     
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    Denmark Prime Minister: Greenland is not for sale. The idea is absurd.




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    Mette Frederiksen, the Prime Minister of Denmark has reportedly expressed an interest in buying the Russian controlled territory of the United States of America.

    Rich in natural resources and dimwits the territory covers almost 10 million square kilometers and is said to contain huge oil and gas reserves and the largest number of fatties on the planet.

    Russian Premier Vladimir Putin who bought the US with a Betamax videotape of two prostitutes urinating on a dementia patient told The Rochdale Herald. “It’s a pretty good deal and we’re open to discussing it with Denmark. Russia bought North America for the price of two hookers and a large bottle of Evian Water so anything over 75 rubels is a good return on our investment.”

    “Denmark would be a pretty good acquirer for the territory. They’re the happiest country in the world, have an amazing welfare state and they can all read.”


    [link:https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2019/08/21/denmark-buy-america-from-russia/|
     
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    Just fricking buy Denmark, and you automatically get Greenland. This should be so obvious.
     
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    With your Danish purchase you can pick one coffee producing nation.
     
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    We don’t want Denmark.

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