Tony Parker Raps

[Gee!]

This site translated some of Parkers rap album which was in french.. This guy is hilarious..

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Tony Parker raps for the ladies:

if you see me in the club/
i'm probably by the bar drinking with all the players/
from my basketball franchise/

Tony Parker gets political:

george bush doesn't care about basketball/
which is a shame because it is a good sport/
i have played it/

Tony Parker raps for the streets:

when i'm in your town you better watch your back/
backboard, that is/
i lead my team in slam dunks/
and have remarkable strength for my size/

Tony Parker does sex rhymes:

i put my basketball in your hoop/
make the cheerleaders scream/
then i go home/
and sleep/

Tony Parker raps about social awareness:

our country and your country want help/
i'm doing my part/
i'm ranked #11 in assists/

Tony Parker does backpacker rap:

sitting on the bench at halftime/
TP stands for two points/
it also stands for three points/
i'm pretty bad at three-pointers though/

Tony Parker on Tony Parker:

on the courts i'm like a basketball/
bouncing around on the floor/
i'm also a rapper too/

Tony Parker disses Shaq, sort of:

what's up, doc? more like what's up, i need to see a doc/
because i have injured myself playing basketball/
and might have to sit out for a few games/

Tony Parker disses 50 Cent:

50 cent? more like two quarters/
in basketball there are four quarters/
sometimes i call myself 100 cent/


http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/2005/11/exclusive_nbas.php

 

[SactownSunsFan]

Is this a joke? If not.......

 

[Gee!]

Is this a joke? If not.......

I went and checked.. amazon.com has the cd for sale there..

http://www.amazon.com/TP-Tony-Parke...5872817?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186635959&sr=8-1

he even has two it looks like lol..

http://www.amazon.com/Balance-Toi-T...5872817?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1186636037&sr=8-2

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

wow. we should sticky this and point it out to any spurs fan who wanders over here. they can have their championship if they have to endure that crap. hilarious.

 

[SactownSunsFan]

wow. we should sticky this and point it out to any spurs fan who wanders over here. they can have their championship if they have to endure that crap. hilarious.

I fully endorse this wonderful idea.

And I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing at this album cover:

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[YouJustGotSUNSD]

This came out at the beginning of the year I think. It was played on every sports radio show across the nation, for about 30 seconds, along with a full hour of laughing and bashing it.

Its really quite hilarious-sad-pathetic-embarrassing

How do you land eva langoria after producing a monstrosity like this???

 

[scoutmasterdave]

Wow, that's awesome. Nice work, Tony.

 

[dodie53]

lol at the album cover

 

[SO91]

Oh you guys have to check out the music video to lighten your mood a little and provide some laughter, it's on youtube

 

[Gee!]

Oh you guys have to check out the music video to lighten your mood a little and provide some laughter, it's on youtube

off i go to youtube

 

[Gee!]

There is something just so wrong with any french person rapping..

horrible..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRzGrHeQWCI

 

[tobiazz]

That video makes me want to punch TP in the throat. I didn't have any problem with him until now. The Spurs sure are a collection of annoying people.

 

[dodie53]

stick to playing basketball TP..

 

[Ollie]

Lol, his "lyrics" aren't as cheesy as the 2-years-old Village Voice's article seems to imply, but it über sucks anyway (despite being helped by Fabolous and Jamie Foxx).

He has been parodied and derided more than once, believe me.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

So that's how you get inside Eva's pants. Wish I would have known that.

 

[buttsR4rebounding]

You should see Brent Barry doing his Tony Parker rapping imitation. It is hilarious. All the Spurs give Parker **** about the album and think it is hilarious.

 

[dodie53]

You should see Brent Barry doing his Tony Parker rapping imitation. It is hilarious. All the Spurs give Parker **** about the album and think it is hilarious.

is it on youtube?
any links?

 

[D-Dogg]

Holy crap. That makes Kobe's rap look hardcore.

Those lines are freaking hilarious.