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Nowhere Man

Release Date: March 11, 2005 (NY)
Studio: First Run Features
Director: Tim McCann
Screenwriter: Tim McCann
Starring: Michael Rodrick, Debbie Rochon, Frank Olivier, Michael Risley
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Horror
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Official Website: NowhereManthemovie.com

Plot Summary: Just how bad can things get? Conrad has found a pornographic video featuring his fiancee. Shocked, he calls the wedding off. But now, after an emotionally brutal week, an abused Jennifer has cut off Conrad's penis - and taken it with her for ransom! A doctor has advised Conrad that if found immediately, there is some hope for re-attachment. But where is Jennifer hiding? Vengeful and furious, Conrad blunders gun first into the underworld of her "blue-film" past, to find her – and his missing member!

Trailer (Rated R): QuickTime
 

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Didn't they do this plot in an episode of "Full House" :confused:
 
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Ryanwb said:
Didn't they do this plot in an episode of "Full House" :confused:

No, but Bob Saget was recently on Huff as some drugged out freak.
 
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