The Mortician (HBO Max)

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Ok episode one down and HOLY crap
 

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Pretty crazy ride watching this one. Just wow. If you get a chance watch.
I saw that preview and it was both bizarre and morbidly hilarious.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with my mom a few years ago when her dog died. She paid 300 bucks to get her chihuahua Bubba cremated.... I asked her how she knows it's Bubba she got back? Then I showed her a picture of a crematorium furnace.
"So momma... they charge 10k to burn a human...and a human body takes up most of the space in the furnace right??... so burning a pet is 300 bucks. But it still takes the same amount of work and costs the same to fire up the furnace.

We all know everybody around here wants to maximize time and profit...so doesn't it make more sense that they would pile up 8 or 10 dogs in there...burn them to ash...then divvy up the ashes based on the breed? I mean...maybe a great Dane gets 20 scoops of ashes, then a pitbull gets 8..maybe a schitzu gets 2 scoops,...and your little tiny Bubba gets one scoop.
So you may have ashes from 10 different dogs in that box...and he'll, there might not be any of Bubba at all"

She was unhappy with the conversation...but I would bet money that's how they do it...
And the mortician in the preview seamed to be just that sort of sketchy.

Anyway...sorry for the novel...

I just missed you buddy!
 

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I saw that preview and it was both bizarre and morbidly hilarious.

Reminds me of a conversation I had with my mom a few years ago when her dog died. She paid 300 bucks to get her chihuahua Bubba cremated.... I asked her how she knows it's Bubba she got back? Then I showed her a picture of a crematorium furnace.
"So momma... they charge 10k to burn a human...and a human body takes up most of the space in the furnace right??... so burning a pet is 300 bucks. But it still takes the same amount of work and costs the same to fire up the furnace.

We all know everybody around here wants to maximize time and profit...so doesn't it make more sense that they would pile up 8 or 10 dogs in there...burn them to ash...then divvy up the ashes based on the breed? I mean...maybe a great Dane gets 20 scoops of ashes, then a pitbull gets 8..maybe a schitzu gets 2 scoops,...and your little tiny Bubba gets one scoop.
So you may have ashes from 10 different dogs in that box...and he'll, there might not be any of Bubba at all"

She was unhappy with the conversation...but I would bet money that's how they do it...
And the mortician in the preview seamed to be just that sort of sketchy.

Anyway...sorry for the novel...

I just missed you buddy!
Some son! :D
 

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This was genuinely creepy.
 

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