Suns plan to sign Bismack Biyombo to a 10-day contract

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I just would love to see how he pretzels himself into sky is falling at this point.
No need to unban I can tell you exactly what he would say. He would state that the Bismack signing helps the Center position but does nothing for the gaping hole at the Power Forward position. He would then say that the current roster is fine for the regular season but the the giant gaping hole at the power forward position would be exploited during the playoffs. He would keep on repeating this a few times a page on every single thread. As soon as we lost at some point in the playoffs he would say, see, I told you we couldn’t win a title with the huge giant gaping hole at Power Forward. If we did manage to win the finals then he would just rain on the parade by saying that any other Eastern Conference team would of exploited the monstrously huge giant gaping hole at Power Forward but we just got lucky that coach X stupidly didn’t exploit the gigantic monstrously huge giant gaping hole at Power Forward.
 

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No need to unban I can tell you exactly what he would say. He would state that the Bismack signing helps the Center position but does nothing for the gaping hole at the Power Forward position. He would then say that the current roster is fine for the regular season but the the giant gaping hole at the power forward position would be exploited during the playoffs. He would keep on repeating this a few times a page on every single thread. As soon as we lost at some point in the playoffs he would say, see, I told you we couldn’t win a title with the huge giant gaping hole at Power Forward. If we did manage to win the finals then he would just rain on the parade by saying that any other Eastern Conference team would of exploited the monstrously huge giant gaping hole at Power Forward but we just got lucky that coach X stupidly didn’t exploit the gigantic monstrously huge giant gaping hole at Power Forward.

Add in something about how James James lost the trust of all the players by declining Stix option and even if we win the title, no one will return and Booker will likely demand a trade.

Disregard the talk of him saying Stix is a bum who would cause CP3, Book, and Ayton to demand trades if he saw meaningful minutes. He was only relaying how James Jones felt.
 

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Add in something about how James James lost the trust of all the players by declining Stix option and even if we win the title, no one will return and Booker will likely demand a trade.
Ohhhh... good angle there. Keep ‘em coming folks and I won’t say his name for the third time!
 

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I'm sure by now he's found another forum to bless with his presence.
Maybe the "Piss in the punchbowl" forums.

All forums need a troll.
 

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Add in something about how James James lost the trust of all the players by declining Stix option and even if we win the title, no one will return and Booker will likely demand a trade.

Disregard the talk of him saying Stix is a bum who would cause CP3, Book, and Ayton to demand trades if he saw meaningful minutes. He was only relaying how James Jones felt.
Dead on.
 
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I thought it was already official the Suns had signed Bismack Biyombo for the rest of the season.

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Notes about Bismack Biyombo's salary. It looks like the Suns still have the partial $4.5 million MLE to use on a player if they so choose but they already have a 15 man roster.

They still have a two-way contract spot to use.


By Duane Rankin:

Spotrac.com reported Biyombo's one-year deal is for $1.3 million. The 10-day was for $151,821, Spotrac.com reported. Biyombo said he and the Suns have been in contact since August, but admitted not being ready to immediately return to action after his dad died.


 
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Great listen to Bismack Biyombo on Arizona Sports today. Well worth the listen to the podcast.


By Jake Anderson Arizona Sports:


“And then you have Chris as a competitor, Devin Booker — all the guys on the team. It feels good when the guys are on the floor because nobody really cares who scores as long as we win the game. This is not normal.”


 

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I didn't realize they still put out a hard copy of the newspaper.
 
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I didn’t either until I saw a rack at Circle K the other day.

In this day and age, tweets are old after a couple of hours. I guess there are a few people who still like a hard copy.
 

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I didn’t either until I saw a rack at Circle K the other day.

I didn't know they still had those racks at Circle K. I thought papers were limited to subscription only. I see a lot in my neighborhood, southern Tempe. Mainly on Sundays but you'll see a couple houses with them during the week also.
 
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