Suns Dancers Picks or Pics

Pick 16 best choices---like the real contest.

  • Octavia [url]http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/auditions08_octavia.html[/url]

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  • Latoyia [url]http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/auditions08_latoyia.html[/url]

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shazaam6

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Pick your Suns Dancers for 08-09. Take this poll. Please pick exactly 16 girls and you can use this link as a simple organizer. Read the 7th post in this thread for help.

http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/auditions08_vote.html

This is some fantasy team picking I can relate to.:cheers:
Kayla looks good as a brunette this year.

Brittany B is very nice to talk to at an event. She has alot of charisma and a great personality---definately not fat though.
 
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What's with Latoyia's head? Holy cannoli that melon is massive.

I'd vote for Taryn because maybe having someone on the Suns that at least LOOKS like Sean Elliott can't hurt.
 

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Gina. Not on the team anymore:sad:. I would have walked 50 miles in July barefoot on hot coals to have one date with her. I read she left for Cali to pursue acting etc...
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Take the poll

Don't be afraid of your girlfriend :pullhair:or wife.
Watch the tryouts :eek:and pick YOUR 16 favorites.:yeahthat::thewave:





Then have a cold one. :beer: It was a tough job but someone had to do it.:thumbup:
 
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Come on guys, please take the poll.

And if you do, please pick exactly 16 girls from the 32 finalists. Otherwise it will screw up the results. Once you enter you can't change or pick more later so have all 16 names ready to check at one time. Thanks

It helps if you use the link in the first post at the top (which is the official entry) as an organizer by dragging your favorites to the bottom row until you get 16. Then just check their boxes in this poll. If you hover the mouse over their picture anywhere, a larger picture with their name comes up. It is really easy....

You can also turn off that loud background music by clicking the purple square under the large picture of the dancer. So you can "concentrate".

It is fantasy Suns Dance Team...see how many of your top 16 picks make the team.
 
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What is that I keep hearing? :confused:

The click of 271 views in this thread followed immediately by "EEEEEEUUWWW :barf:girls.........icky." :doi:

What's going on:shrug:

Did anyone see the movie The Lost Boys ? Am I in that situation right now?

Knowwhatimsayin
 
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Do you have a vested interest in who wins the poll? Relax.
 
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No. Just that it is my first poll. It took a little while to set up and no one is participating. I'm thinking WTH, how hard is it to look at girls and pick ones you like?

Over 271 people clicked view,
two picked a girl, another picked 6, and no one picked 16 yet, but over 200 ignored it.
 
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No. Just that it is my first poll. It took a little while to set up and no one is participating. I'm thinking WTH, how hard is it to look at girls and pick ones you like? Over 271 people clicked view, one picked a girl another picked 6 and another picked no one picked 16 yet.

I voted on the site instead. I don't even remember exactly who I voted for. Asking for someone to pick 16 choices in a poll is daunting.
 
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yes but they are 16 pretty ones.
Thanks dreamcastrocks.
Thanks earthsci I feel better now. More relaxed.
 
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i think jenni and jaclyn are in a top class. just below them are amanda and kayla. though i accidentally voted for the wrong amanda. i wanted the later one. overall some surprisingly uninspiring choices. i'm sure they look better in person . . .
 

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I'm not going to click on 32 different web links just to vote in a meaningless poll. Embed small pictures of each candidate and you'll get a much better response rate.
 
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I'm not going to click on 32 different web links just to vote in a meaningless poll. Embed small pictures of each candidate and you'll get a much better response rate.

You are absolutely right.(holy ****, I just heard Leander's voice in my head):bang:

I wanted to have little pictures that would pop up or just be next to the names, but I couldn't grab any of the girls pictures from the main entry page.

Best alternative I can think of is simply to open the one main link http://www.nba.com/suns/dance/auditions08_vote.htmland use it for sorting by dragging your 16 choices to the bottom row. Then match their names with this Poll. It is simple, you just have to have two windows open.
 
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i think jenni and jaclyn are in a top class. just below them are amanda and kayla. though i accidentally voted for the wrong amanda. i wanted the later one. overall some surprisingly uninspiring choices. i'm sure they look better in person . . .

That is easy to do with same names:

Brittany A, Brittany B, Brittany S
Ashlee S, Ashley S, Ashley D
Amanda R, Amanda W
Jen, Jenna, Jenni

Thanks for doing it anyway.
 

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Lauren
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Brittany A
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Kayla
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^ All those girls need to eat more....I'll personally volunteer to take each one to a candlelit dinner for two at The Outback Steakhouse once a week for the next 6 weeks.:D
 

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Holy cow, some of those girls are just... uhmm, subpar. I hate to be so judgmental, but some of their family members need to stop lying to them. "No, serious honey, you are pretty and talented. You are just as good as those other girls." Bull crap. I can point out 10 that look like they were beaten with ugly sticks. Also, I did watch a couple of their 'videos'... oh boy. One of the videos that I watched featured a girl that can't dance! I won't say her name, but it is my least favorite season of the year in Arizona. I hope no one here is related to her... but in case you are, please stop lying to her. (I take the Simon Cowell approach, tell them the truth now so they can move on with their lives.)

What happened? The Suns Dancers used to be filled with hot, talented dancers. Those current contenders leave a lot to be desired - you could troll the campus at ASU and pull better talent than that in 10 min!
 

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Holy cow, some of those girls are just... uhmm, subpar. I hate to be so judgmental, but some of their family members need to stop lying to them. "No, serious honey, you are pretty and talented. You are just as good as those other girls." Bull crap. I can point out 10 that look like they were beaten with ugly sticks. Also, I did watch a couple of their 'videos'... oh boy. One of the videos that I watched featured a girl that can't dance! I won't say her name, but it is my least favorite season of the year in Arizona. I hope no one here is related to her... but in case you are, please stop lying to her. (I take the Simon Cowell approach, tell them the truth now so they can move on with their lives.)

What happened? The Suns Dancers used to be filled with hot, talented dancers. Those current contenders leave a lot to be desired - you could troll the campus at ASU and pull better talent than that in 10 min!
So true.
Or the mom's that visit my work establishment every day......
can i say MILF here?
Isn't 5'4" 90 lbs out of style yet? sheesh..
 

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latoyia looks like sam cassell, who looks like E.T. she better not make it.

and kayla should just be the only person on the team.
 

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Guys, you gotta realize, these are professional dancing women picking professional dancing women. Looks aren't even half of their search criteria. Their first priorities are: talent, energy, attitude, willing to work for cheap. Then comes looks, photogenics, and wow factor.

Theyre not looking for pornstars OR girls next door.
 

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Half are way hot and half have some sort of mangled face disease.

Last time they selected Chargers Girls I happened to be picking up a toothbrush at the store and about 10 of them came in for some team scavenger hunt, bonding thing. They were unreal looking in person. Super hot. I talked to them but I wasn't about to buy stuff from their list. I was hoping one of the items on their list was in my car so I could pull a chloroform maneuver when they follow me to the car (j/k).
 

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Geezus! I really hope these girls can dance well. I'm not too impressed with how they look. I guess as the team goes, so go the dancers...

Maybe we should have Boris bring a few girls in from Dirty Scottsdale...
 

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