R I S E ___ U P ___ D A R K ___ S I D E (2026)

[Crimson Warrior]

Brissett spiking the ball 5 yards past the LOS is really gonna get the home crowd amped. Bet it was electric in Glendale.

Please don’t wind them up more than they already are kerouac9.

 

[unseenaz]

Paris Johnson, Will Johnson & MHJ all suck. Budda Baker is old and slow.

 

[Cheesebeef]

At some point you need to air it out and risk an INT just to see if something magical can happen down the field. Guys are being paid millions and our longest pass was like 9 yards? 9 freaking yards? May as well have had Kyler back their throwing laser checkdown passes. Jacoby looked like a backup tonight. Glad we broke out the checkbook for that craptacular play.

Jacoby IS a backup. Always has been. Always will be.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Jacoby IS a backup. Always has been. Always will be.

I remember a time when there were some on here who wanted us to bring him here as our next starter.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Look at the offensive weapons we have at our disposal. IDC how good the defense is, if you don't try to push the ball on the ground or through the air then you are just playing into their hand. We looked timid. We should be a team that dares the other team to stop our juggernaut offense.

People have to come to reality with this offense. We have a journeyman backup QB and a mediocre at best O-line with the entire right side of it being atrocious. The idea that it’s some kind of juggernaut is a fairy tale seemingly spun by people who’ve never watched football outside the Cardinals.

 

[Cheesebeef]

I remember a time when there were some on here who wanted us to bring him here as our next starter.

Again, these sound like people who have never watched football outside the Cardinals.

If you were one of these people, and still expecting a juggernaut offense, be prepared for massive disappointment.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Again, these sound like people who have never watched football outside the Cardinals.

If you were one of these people, and still expecting a juggernaut offense, be prepared for massive disappointment.

Nope. I'd have let JB walk. Start Beck or some other unknown. Minshew is just JB with more INTs. If this is a throwaway year, at least we would see what Beck has or another guy. Worst case you draft a QB in 2027.

 

[Dayman]

One play for over 10 yards, and that was the run at the end of the game by Bam. Absolutely brutal.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

THIS is how bad we were today:

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[Brian in Mesa]

Even Fitz chose to go to the DBacks game rather than the Cardinals game.

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[Weenus O'Baggins]

At some point you need to air it out and risk an INT just to see if something magical can happen down the field. Guys are being paid millions and our longest pass was like 9 yards? 9 freaking yards? May as well have had Kyler back their throwing laser checkdown passes. Jacoby looked like a backup tonight. Glad we broke out the checkbook for that craptacular play.

Yeah he looked like the crappiest Kyler version today. It was a bad day

 

[Weenus O'Baggins]

Even Fitz chose to go to the DBacks game rather than the Cardinals game.

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Our good luck charm. Still got a chance at the playoffs

 

[Weenus O'Baggins]

Paris Johnson is mega mid and we are at schrodingers offensive lineman. Best on the team but bad in the league

 

[Cheesebeef]

Paris Johnson is mega mid and we are at schrodingers offensive lineman. Best on the team but bad in the league

I don’t think I’ll ever get over trading away Terrel Suggs Part 2 for DJ Humphr-ish and a Bag Of Dogcrap (the 1st rounder who’s sucked so much ish, I can’t even remember his name).

 

[Brian in Mesa]

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[BullheadCardFan]

This is a backup and had a career day against us

So the streak continues

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[Stout]

Well, that didn't take long.

 

[BullheadCardFan]

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[schutd]

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Kicked in balls WORSE than childbirth? Tread lightly, friend.

 

[maroon]

Another day in paradise.

 

[MrYeahBut]

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Toast...

 

[MadCardDisease]

You guys should have trademarked your moniker. Looks like the Seahawks even stole that from you all:

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[AZ Native]

Kicked in balls WORSE than childbirth? Tread lightly, friend.

Women have babies after their first child all the time. No guy ever said “kick me in the balls again”.

 

[Chopper0080]

What is funny is that 1-1 is still above expectation.

 

[kerouac9]

Women have babies after their first child all the time. No guy ever said “kick me in the balls again”.

I see you haven’t spent much time on the internet