You must be a lot of fun at parties.
April Fool's day is officially the worst day of the year. It's about as funny as brain cancer.
A global embarrassment of a day when the world gets to demonstrate to each other just how unfunny and unimaginative they are.
If aliens ever visit us our first words should be "Don't look at anything from April 1st. We're sorry".
On saying that Larry to the Seahawks might be the best of a very sad bunch of "jokes".