I mean... why would he bother killing himself watching film when he can just see stuff in his head before it happens?This quote is hilarious. To only ask for 4 hours a week means that tablet wasn't used at all outside of the facility. Johnny Manziel vibes.
And why listen to coaches who weren't blessed with that gift?!
Maybe he has the ability to see which players in the draft will become stars before they're drafted, too? They should've just given him the GM title when they gave him the contract extension. Could've saved Keim the embarrassment of pretending to still be the GM while actually just drinking all day.