there's a hippie like me in every fanbase in the nfl - i guess - i'm the guy who can get it for you - bootleg jerseys - a bag of reefer if you're partial - a bottle of brandy to celebrate a rare divisional victory - damn near anything - within reason.
i must admit i didn't think much of kyler first time i laid eyes on him - he might'a been important in college but in here he was just a little turd wearing ipods - looked like a stiff breeze could blow him over...that was my first impression of the man
yet i could see why some of the boys took him for cocky - he had a quiet way about him - a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here - he strolled like a man without a care or a worry in the world - like a man who was already in the hof - like he had on an invisible coat that would shield him from this place called arizona - yeah - i think it would be fair to say... i liked kyler from the start
but i guess after conner was injured kyler decided he'd been here just about long enough - so kyler did like he was told - and buffed those dress shoes to a high mirror shine - monti simply didn't notice - neither did i... i mean seriously - how often do you really look at a qbs shoes?
in 2026 kyler murray escaped from statefarm stadium in arizona - all they found of him was a beanie - a discarded cards unifirm - a bar of soap - and an old controller used to play call of duty - damn near worn down to the nub
kyler crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of ish smelling foulness i can't even imagine - or maybe I just don't want to - five hundred yards... that's the length from statefarm field to the 101 freeway - just shy of half a mile.
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kyler being gone - i have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be in a pocket - their feet are just too happy