Headlines U Will Never Read Re: Cardinals

[SissyBoyFloyd]

I'll start it off with what's appropriate for this time of year:

"Cardinals Make Huge Impact with FA Signing."

 

[SpokaneCardfan]

"After AZ. Cardinals win 3rd Super bowl in a row Bidwill announces opening of a State of the art Gym and Dinner is on him from now until he sells the team! "

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

"After AZ. Cardinals win 3rd Super bowl in a row Bidwill announces opening of a State of the art Gym and Dinner is on him from now until he sells the team! "

How long has he been in a coma?