my buddy is DMing his first ever campaign. He has this Paladin and apparently the player is a bit of an ass.My girlfriend asked me why I carried a sword around the house. I told her it was because of Mimics. I laughed, she laughed, the table laughed. I killed the table. Good times.
So I am trying to sell him on having said Paladin come across a +2 codpiece of defense.... thats a mimic.