Discussion in 'Politics and Religion' started by Brian in Mesa, Jan 20, 2017.
The stablest of geniuses:
I've always felt the human gestation period was wrong, 9 months seems such an unusual amount of time, it really should be an even number like 8 or 10. Hopefully Trump has his people working on changing this once they solve the toilet flush disaster.
.... and the orange skin tone induced by LED lighting....
Here is the latest crap floating around the interwebs...
This is definitely one of the best takes on what has happened in the U.S. since President Trump was elected and mostly because the Democrats don’t like him because of how he has disrupted the swamp! GOD BLESS the USA!
Tim Allen is credited with writing this...
Here are some interesting points to think about prior to 2020, especially to my friends on the fence, like moderate Democrats, Libertarians and Independents and the never Trump Republicans and those thinking of "walking away" from the Democratic party.
Women are upset at Trump’s naughty words -- they also bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray.
Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women’s rights only matter if those women are liberal.
No Border Walls. No voter ID laws. Did you figure it out yet? But wait... there's more.
Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around the country speaking out about white privilege.
And just like that, they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.
President Trump’s wall costs less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in, America.
We are one election away from open borders, socialism, gun confiscation, and full-term abortion nationally. We are fighting evil.
They sent more troops and armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi.
60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th on the world economic freedom index. Today, they are 179th and their citizens are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic socialism.
Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated!
Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in.
A socialist is basically a communist who doesn’t have the power to take everything from their citizens at gunpoint ... Yet!
How do you walk 3000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds overweight and with a cellphone?
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works. She calls Donald Trump crazy.
Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones To get her to go away. I don’t remember the FBI raiding his lawyer’s office.
I wake up every day and I am grateful that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States of America.
The same media that told me Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump’s approval ratings are low.
“The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”— Margaret Thatcher.
Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.
“They’re not after me. They’re after you. I’m just in their way.”
~ President Trump
Read that again.
It's true. I don't know how many cases I've seen where the DA prosecutes a pregnant woman because she gives birth before or after the 9th month.
Oh wait, I do remember - zero. The number of cases is zero, because that's not a law.
This makes me remember when I saw a pro se sovereign citizen square off against an ASUA in federal court. SovCit was moving for something, don't remember what.
The SovCit made a similarly incoherent argument as the post above.
After an hour of lecturing, when the SovCit was finished with his argument, I remember a very tired looking AUSA looking at said SovCit, then at me, then at the gallery, and finally at the judge.
He sighed, stood up and said:
"Your honor. Everything he just said has no basis in fact or law. So you should deny the motion." He then sat down in his rumpled suit.
The judge (whom I know and I respect) looked at the AUSA, then at the SovCit, and said:
"You're right. Motion is denied."
Then proceeded to walk out of the courtroom without a care. When SovCit rushed the bench, the marshals stopped him.
I stood up for the AUSA as he left the courtroom. When he looked at me, I simply said, "Counsel, that was a fine argument, and quite appropriate given the circumstances." I think I saw a little curl in his lip that indicated a smile; but of course, he was too seasoned to give me any true indicia of his feelings. He retired not soon thereafter.
Bottom line - insanity will always exist in civil discourse. It is our job to pay it no heed, and to dismiss it summarily when called for.
Tim Allen is a funny, funny guy. Loved him in Galaxy Quest and Home Improvement.
He's also so dumb he thinks "innuendo" is an Italian suppository. Truly dumber than a bag of hammers. If brains were gasoline, he wouldn't have enough to power a piss ant around a BB.
Don't we have to call it out though?
Yeah. We have to call out stupid.
Stable genius for sure. Trump spent years complaining about Nafta and TPP, today they apparently finally got USMCA approved. And guess what, Bruce Heyman former ambassador to Canada says “Lo and behold, the president said the TPP was bad and NAFTA was bad,” Heyman said. “But what did we get? 65% to 70% of the exact language in this new USMCA is TPP. They lifted it right out of TPP. The rest is pretty much the structure of NAFTA with the exception of these auto provisions that were put in.”
So all this time to plagiarize TPP and NAFTA in the end he got the protectionism stuff for some US auto workers and is now calling it a brilliant victory in spite of the Dems.
I just saw something on CNBC that said insiders are claiming what Heyman said is totally true, the language in the agreement is literally word for word from TPP just cut and pasted.
Classic Trump. Simple rebranding and claim original victory. Freaking conman.
Lindsay Graham continues to be a gelatinous chunk of crap with legs, comparing Trump and MLK.
I would pay big money just to watch this sub-creature cry, whine and beg as someone slaps him bloody.
(Note to FBI or any other law enforcement group: Metaphor, dudes, metaphor)
You can always say, “I hope he is tortured for eternity in hell after he dies.”
This is fully acceptable and endorsed by the right.
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What a prick.
I made the mistake of listening to all of Rupar's clips on his Twitter page... I'm speechless...
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