What we have been doing wasn't working, so we decided we needed to shake things up and go in a new and different direction.
Mr Inexperienced is going to bring his new creative philosophy to our team and the nfl. He was beginning to climb the ladder and we were fortunate to grab him before other teams realized his potential.
Mr 65 yr old guy, who has been around the league for 40 years in 15 different positions, will bring all that experience with him to make us a better team. We are lucky to have acquired him as our head coach before someone else did.
"After casting the net far and wide we have decided, and knew from the start, that the best candidate for the job was already in house. I am pleased to announce the promotion of Vance Joseph to Head Coach of YOUR Arizona Cardinals".
"We told you from the beginning that we were going to cast a wide net and not rush into a reactive hiring. Monti and I agree that the new coach of the Arizona Cardinals is the best fit to continue and build on the success that we have previously had."