Cardinals address needs

[Lex]

(sarcastic)

Cardinals VP of football operations, Rod-cradle to the-Graves, has announced that the Cardinals have a need for money, so they have addressed invoices to all season ticket holders, and mailed them. He enclosed a nice note with the familiar "be patient" theory.

In a related move, cradle to the Graves stated that they would also address pass rush. He understands that since the team plays their games on a university campus, fans have an opinion about passing on the rush ritual, but feels the greek experience is an important tradition that should be continued.

Cradle to the Graves also addressed the relativly young age of his team. "I realize the fans are concerned that we've had the youngest team in the league the past couple years. This year, we let a number of veterans go, so we're even younger than in the past."

Cradle to the Graves unveiled his plan to address this problem. In addition to the leagues all time leading rusher, the Cardinals are in negotiations with the best defender of all time, and the highest scorer in history. The agents for Michael Jordon, and the mailman, were not available for comment.

 

[Houdini]

Lex,

For the first time ever, these last few days I've seen a pessimistic side I've never seen from you before. I know what the problem is. Unfortunately, I don't know what the answer is. I wish I did.

 

[Lex]

Very perceptive ZG.

I've cut the cards a lot of slack for 15 years because I knew they were operating at a decided disadvantage.

I've also stated, that since we did make a commitment to the team with prop. 302, there were no more excuses.

I don't expect them to change overnight, but you also cannot change overnight either. This will take time, and the time has come.