ASFN Has Become A Teenage Vampire Movie..

[cheesebeef]

i hate Peyton Manning.

that is all.

 

[Mulli]

i hate Peyton Manning.

that is all.

Decreased arm strength. FOUR neck surgeries. Playing outdoors. He is toast.

 

[gmabel830]

At the risk of sounding like one of the 13 year old girls I kinda mocked earlier, which of the 4 Twilight books did you like too much to include in your "3 crappy books" description?

Steve

Weren't you the one who said you had no idea what any of this meant in the first place? Seems like you know a little more than you let on, eh?!

If my man card got revoked, this clearly is a revokable offense as well!

 

[RugbyMuffin]

You are annoying for posting that you find people annoying who post that they are annoyed.

I know you are but what am I ?

Sent from Rugbymuffin's Super Phone

 

[AzStevenCal]

Weren't you the one who said you had no idea what any of this meant in the first place? Seems like you know a little more than you let on, eh?!

If my man card got revoked, this clearly is a revokable offense as well!

I got my Man Card at Bed Bath and Beyond - I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Steve

 

[splitsecond]

For the record, I have had a Team Skelton under my name since whenever it was he came in for bobblehead kolb last season.

 

[NuttinButTDs]

There's a vampire and a wolf.. and they both love this chick. So people are either team vamp or team wolf. And the chick is a big ***** in real life, so people call her a trampire.

That's pretty much it -- don't know why they need 3 crappy books and 4 even more crappy movies.

Here, Will Ferrell goes into a little more detail here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuwgoIFgQpY

So it is all about Bestality and Necrophilia

 

[MrYeahBut]

I got my Man Card at Bed Bath and Beyond - I'm pretty sure I'm safe.

Steve

I revoked your Man Card when you admitted in the Music Forum that you had
been to a Monkeys concert....

 

[Darkside]

Too funny.

 

[AzStevenCal]

I revoked your Man Card when you admitted in the Music Forum that you had
been to a Monkeys concert....

Why do you think I stood in line at a Bed Bath and Beyond to get a new one. They don't check credentials there - all you have to do is grunt and check your package.

Steve

 

[Arizona's Finest]

i hate Peyton Manning.

that is all.

This.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

Decreased arm strength. FOUR neck surgeries. Playing outdoors. He is toast.

I'd take Peyton with 8 neck surgeries over our current qb's. ******* decided it's a better idea to play the majority of his games outside and face one of the toughest schedules in the NFL.

F'n Peyton.

 

[gmabel830]

So it is all about Bestality and Necrophilia

How is anything I said even remotely related to your interpretation of it? I never even mentioned anything about sex. Maybe NuttinButTDs should give us the lowdown on 50 Shades of Gray!

 

[D-Dogg]

At the risk of sounding like one of the 13 year old girls I kinda mocked earlier, which of the 4 Twilight books did you like too much to include in your "3 crappy books" description?

Steve

Wait, aren't there only 3 books?

 

[Duckjake]

Who is this guy that plays for the Texans who has returned 3 punts for TDs in 4 pre season games? He can't be human.

 

[Jetstream Green]

Who is this guy that plays for the Texans who has returned 3 punts for TDs in 4 pre season games? He can't be human.

Isn't it that kid from LSU, name I think is Holliday maybe...you know, the university of freakish kick returners

 

[AzStevenCal]

Wait, aren't there only 3 books?

I asked my imaginary 13 year old daughter, she said there were 4 Twilight books. Also, she said she was voted captain of The Team Lindley *******.

Steve

 

[MrYeahBut]

Who is this guy that plays for the Texans who has returned 3 punts for TDs in 4 pre season games? He can't be human.

Trindon Holliday.... saw him play against the Ol Ball Coach in Baton Rouge 3-4 years ago. Kid is like 5'-6", runs like lightening.



Edit: went and looked it up, he's 5'-5", weighs a buck sixty



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[DemsMyBoys]

There are four books. Bella moves to Forks, falls in love with a guy who can't go out in the sun, she's in danger, he saves her, then moves, shape-shifting dude enters the picture, cant-go-in-sun Vampire goes to Italy where he's going to off himself, his sister sort of saves him, chick can't decide between Vampire and shape shifter, picks vampire (no surprise), marries vampire (because the book was written by a Mormon) gives birth in a chapter you may not want your 9-year old to read, mixup on whether or not baby is a vampire, huge conference, baby is deemed safe to world and Belle and vampire live happily ever after.

Right now, Team Lindley.

 

[D-Dogg]

I even read the damn books and didn't remember there were four. Crap on my Man Card.

Team Lindley FTW!

 

[Cbus cardsfan]

Team Wilson.......Tyler Wilson.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

#teamyourdead!

 

[Mulli]

#teamyourdead!

 

[SECTION 11]

I asked my imaginary 13 year old daughter, she said there were 4 Twilight books. Also, she said she was voted captain of The Team Lindley *******.

Steve

This has to be the post of the day