Let's see if we can get this going. #100.. a "Conrad Dobler Bites" T-Shirt is your all time favorite Birthday present. #99...you introduce yourself to total strangers for no other reason than they are wearing a Cardinal hat. #98...you always finish last in your fantasy football league because every year you draft all the Cardinals. #97...you've wandered the streets of Phoenix with an unlit lantern looking for someone to take your extra ticket to the Cardinal game next Sunday.