Hellboy (2019)

Chaplin

Better off silent
Joined
May 13, 2002
Posts
44,848
Reaction score
14,444
Location
Round Rock, TX
I’m not sure about this one yet. Hard to believe it’s David Harbour underneath all that makeup.
 

Stout

Hold onto the ball, Murray!
Joined
Dec 30, 2002
Posts
38,098
Reaction score
20,766
Location
Pittsburgh, PA--Enemy territory!
I mean, David Harbour is good, but the other movies were damn good. And made money. No reason to have stopped the series. I find myself very blah about going to see this one.
 
OP
OP
Brian in Mesa

Brian in Mesa

Advocatus Diaboli
Super Moderator
Moderator
Supporting Member
Joined
May 13, 2002
Posts
70,584
Reaction score
21,088
Location
The Dark Side
Hellboy

Release date: April 12, 2019
Studio: Summit Entertainment (Lionsgate)
Director: Neil Marshall
MPAA Rating: R
Screenwriters: Andrew Cosby, Christopher Golden, Mike Mignola
Genre: Action, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Horror
Website: Facebook| Twitter| Instagram

Starring: David Harbour, Ian McShane, Milla Jovovich, Sasha Lane, Penelope Mitchell, Sophie Okonedo, Brian Gleeson, Alistair Petrie

Plot Summary: Hellboy is back, and he’s on fire. From the pages of Mike Mignola’s seminal work, this action packed story sees the legendary half-demon superhero (David Harbour, “Stranger Things”) called to the English countryside to battle a trio of rampaging giants. There he discovers The Blood Queen, Nimue (Milla Jovovich, Resident Evil series), a resurrected ancient sorceress thirsting to avenge a past betrayal. Suddenly caught in a clash between the supernatural and the human, Hellboy is now hell-bent on stopping Nimue without triggering the end of the world.

xc_hide_links_from_guests_guests_error_hide_media
 

Covert Rain

Father smelt of elderberries!
Supporting Member
Joined
Jan 27, 2005
Posts
34,096
Reaction score
11,978
Location
Arizona
A friend of mine simply told me it's a Micheal Bay Transformer film set in the Hellboy universe. He said it was just sequence after sequence of chaotic scenes lacking any coherent flow or story. He is a huge Hellboy fan to boot.

I guess I will skip until it hits home video.
 

Brian

PANEM ET CIRCENSES
Joined
Mar 4, 2003
Posts
8,022
Reaction score
280
Location
With the mob
This was by FARRRRRR the WORST movie I have ever seen.

Absolutely terrible. Beyond terrible. As in, people should be shot and never allowed near movie production ever again bad.

Honestly, Dude Bro Party Massacre III was better.

There is a 40 ft tall walking vagina in it. And a chicken house. You read that right: A half house/half chicken.

There aren't enough drugs in the world to ingest that would make this watchable.
 

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
536,634
Posts
5,259,579
Members
6,275
Latest member
PicksFromDave
Top